Mr Plant liked watching TV

Uh. Happy pride month?

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Bill lets Ford keep aging.

Years pass by as if they would be passing normally. Ford's grey hair goes white. His wrinkles become more pronounced. He's struggling with age more and more by the day.

And then when he opens his eyes, he's once again in his late 20s.

His thirtieth birthday, all over again. Fortieth. Fiftieth. Aging the same way he did last time. He remembers seeing these same wrinkles pop up. His hair is the same color it was ages ago. He's already done this. It's all so familiar, yet it's all happening again. Sixty. Seventy. Eighty. A hundred years with Bill, and when he's finally ready to die-

He looks into the mirror with a perfect back and dark brown hair.

Wouldn't it be better to just kill him?! If Bill's going to let him age, let him die, too! He's screaming and throwing things and causing a mess with arms that feel much too strong for how old he is.

If Bill won't kill him, he'll do it himself.

But every time he dies, he wakes up at that same age. The same age he was the day he met that horrid creature for the first time. The same age Bill wants him to be because it controls him.

Aging. Reversing. Aging. Reversing. Never dying. Only rewinding. For centuries.

Doodle of an idea I had if bill wins and like always, bill torments everyone, but specially Ford

I legit forgot to post this yesterday but ah!! My fanart for @snewts ' amazing Time Wish AU! I love them so much, aghh

More suggestive stuff under the cut 👀👀

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...