HOLIDAY

Magical girl transformation where I look exactly the same by the end except my posture and speech are different and I have to be reminded of several details on the conversation we just had

official shadow the hedgehog post

you’re mommy’s medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

had a dream the new online buzzword was "qualityslop". people would say things like "you're only enjoying it because it's good"

you have got to kill the abled version of you that lives inside your head and makes you feel like dogshit and i’m not joking.

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

Smart idea

New problem