I wish I could have heard you sing this⌠I bet you have a beautiful voice
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I wish I could have heard you sing this⌠I bet you have a beautiful voice

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldnât have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* âThere is a bit of a damp problemâŚâ The signs saying âDONâT BUY THISâ are a beautiful touch.
Official silly sign(s)

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favorite word?
My favorite word is fuck!
favorite word?
Not an easy one to answer, as there are quite a few I hold dearly.
Based off of frequency, I might have to go with tread.
A seldom used word that I wish I had more cause to use is sepulchre.
Thanks for the ask!
âFor the love of godâ
fell asleep mid convo (unmute)

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Iâm literally in my beast form going to bed
Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.
i thought they were bees.
oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you
This man needs to be hunted for sport.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE HIMSELF ONE TOO
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
@kittybroker
How much for this notes eating kitty?
Fiendish notes eating kitty here to devour all those delicious internet points! And you too can dig in, with prices as low as only $8.90!
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see weâre all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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#the ancient texts
... My reblog was only six years ago!
This is mesmerizing to watch.
actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this
HolyâŚâŚâŚ..shmokesâŚâŚ.
Oh?? My god??
Iâll try my best to describe this. Itâs a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song thatâs a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldnât make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.
HOLY SHIT
Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch.
It is Law.

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âGhosts are realâ I can see how you could believe that
âGhosts arenât realâ itâs very fair and rational that you believe that
âGhosts arenât real anymoreâ Iâm about to hear a poem or very sad story
âGhosts arenât real yetâ the fuck are you going to do
New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!