fruity

john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane

cyberpunk is when there's guns and colorful lights

famous soundcloud rapper ‘penis ridiculous’ caught swallowing live shrimp whole from a shrimp farm once again

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly