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i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

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lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

lesbianshepard

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

lesbianshepard

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

mikufanclub

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.

#lps

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throathole

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

throathole

INCREDIBLE response

ispyspookymansion

did you do anything gay and or trans to celebrate pride month this year

yes

no

Remaining time: 7 hours 33 minutes

decide the nuance of your answer for yourself this is your call

#yes #polls #this was probably the month I thought about being queer the least #buttt I did get to go to my city's parade and it was rlly fun!#I got to compliment and chat with a lot of people while looking hot hanging with friends. what could be better

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

#mostly yeah

artbyblastweave

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

woolay

Wii fuck

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

woolay

Wii shit

xefyre

Dude don’t say that.

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

come on

sea-of-bones

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

SKELETON

flamingfoxninja

SKELETON

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pilgrimattinkercreek1974

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

prokopetz

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

abalidoth

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

probabilitydirigible

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure

prokopetz

#Sorry what do you mean “rasputin disclaimer” (via @big-condiments-official)

For once I'm not actually doing a bit; those "any resemblance to real persons living or dead" disclaimers genuinely exist because of Rasputin.

(Im brief, the 1932 MGM Studios film Rasputin and the Empress is a dramatisation of the life and times of Grigori Rasputin which is partially adapted from the personal memoirs of Felix Yusupov, one of the principal conspirators responsible for Rasputin's assassination. The film, which was heavily marketed as being based on real events, falsely claims that Rasputin fucked Yusupov's wife, Princess Irina Alexandrovna. As both Yusupov and Princess Irina were still alive at the time, they jointly sued MGM for libel – and won. This is actually, literally the reason the practice of including those disclaimers was taken up.)

trumpetsbyjasonderulo

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

kristina100000

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

sandersstudies

Me: Hello Teresa. May I have your seat, please? I am going to be helping the big kids with their lines so I want to sit close to them.

Teresa*, who is 5yo: Yea 🙂 *starts to walk away* *abrupt about-face* *returns* You really should say ‘thank you Teresa’ because I gave you my seat. 😐

Me: You… are absolutely correct. Thank you Teresa.

Teresa, who is 5yo: okay goodbye 🙂

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creatingblackcharacters

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

creatingblackcharacters

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

creatingblackcharacters

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

zajef37

sometimes racists aren’t even aware that they’re racist tho

creatingblackcharacters

I had a more intellectual answer for you, but tbh... Then I guess they'll find out. And when they do, they have two options: apologize and actively commit to doing better, or understand that they are choosing racism and will be treated as such. Because the society we live in, somehow option number 2 is the easier route due to a lack of social consequences for being a bigot. I don't think choosing to be a bigot should be the easier route. It should suck to be a racist.

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

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