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contemptible-scoundrel

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

coelii

pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

pangur-and-grim

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

ostensible-adult

I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately

I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.

You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.

escuerzoresucitado

stah-l

nightpenguins

(based off of nighthawks by edward hopper)

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wifehaver103947

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

clothmotherofficial

I Have Softness For You

officialwiremother

i have milk for you

babymonkeyofficial

Stop.

kingsolomonofficial

Cut the baby monkey in half

razzmothazz

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

razzmothazz

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

junewild

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

pathogenflock

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

blackforestbride

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

blackforestbride

?????????

?????

blackforestbride

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

aceattorneygame

Nothing good.

luxuki-1

This was a deleted scene in the crossover episode (trust)

forgetful-nerd

It took me forever to dig this out of my camera roll

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birdplushie

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

sailermoon

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

sailermoon

i can’t explain why that last sentence always feels like a punch to the gut but if you get it, you get it

cucurb

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

freakoutgirl

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

freakoutgirl

and love..........

medievaljournalist

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

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bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

goblinchief

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

hippy-craic

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