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Explaining a beautiful mathematical concept and the person asks for the real world application like bitch first off the real world application is it makes me personally ecstatic and second it doesn't need one because it's my special little princess concept

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yuriartillery

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

embers-braincells

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

yuriartillery

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

embers-braincells

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

sentient-tent

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

anx1ous-op0ssum

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

who came first

no who came second

okay but what's the girl's name in first?

0x4468c7a6a728

what's the girls's name in third!

ouroborosorder

I don’t know?

0x4468c7a6a728

she came 4th

wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

nattousan

grungekitty-77

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

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wizardarchetypes

was once doing fieldwork as an undergraduate intern. we were collecting soil cores at a wilderness site in the mountains, and an enormous thunderstorm storm was rolling in. the radar that morning said it would pass us, but it'd diverted. at the first sound of thunder, I said, "time to pack it in." (mind you we were on top of a mountain holding giant metal poles) the graduate student in charge said that no, we would be working until "it gets worse." I laughed out loud and said, "I'm not dying for your masters degree. I'm going back to camp." she could not believe it.

the funny thing was that we were both 23 years old, stuck under the thumb of a downright miserable professor running the lab where we worked. she answered to him, i to her, and rather than developing camaraderie, she took every chance she could to pass down that misery and take her own turn being the mean big boss. it's always stunning to me how many people do that rather than ban together with their equals to improve their own situations.

just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygunner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

bl6ckwoman

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

ethereal-sketches

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson-deactivated20190605

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity-deactivated202

lizzysarai-deactivated20190109

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

My head hurts…

skullprincess

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear-deactivated20181213

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

hurleyquinnzel

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

untitled42717

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

alternative-memo-deactivated202

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

binkeljuice

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

hurleyquinnzel

mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

fish-food-s

what the actual fuck is happening

dickplinko

1 is an even number

link-the-feral-anon

I’m gonna smack you

insert-gay-pun-queer

-30 and -50 have an e in them

kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

anachronistic-cat

Zero isn’t a number

kurlyfryz

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

kurlyfryz

baconaxolotl101

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

batsdotjpg

OD numbers huh?

the-kleptomancer

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

batsdotjpg

YOU FORGOT 5

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

batsdotjpg

What about it?????

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

batsdotjpg

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

frogseyy

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

getinthehandbasket

21 days away from 2020, folks.

sawed-on-shotgun

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

teaboot

Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it

sheilikhal

This is actually really important and comes up in Anthropology classes all. The. Time.

As long as homo sapiens have existed, we have had the same emotional and mental capacity as you and I do today. You nailed it. They were US. Even Neaderthals existed alongside and had offspring with Homo Sapiens for many thousands of years.

There's much evidence that cavemen would have had complex spoken language, culture (learned information passed down), symbolic interpretation, and I think they most certainly would have been able to handle holding a baby. In fact I have my suspicisions that an ancient homo sapiens mother may be a more present, attentive, and knowledgable mom than I could be today.

Do not let media trick you into believing we are the pinnacle of humanity. Unilinial evolution theory (google it quick I beg) is BUNK, GARBAGE, and the root of so much evil.

We've been human for a long, long time, and we are not inherently better than all those who came before.

fresne999

One the most profound experiences of my life was visiting Font de Gaume, which has 12 thousand year old paintings. They use a technique where the horses appeared to run across the wall when seen in flickering firelight. There was a bison the wall staring at us with such attitude, I could practically hear him. I had the most profound feeling of those ancient artists reaching forward to lay their hands on my shoulders. To say, "This was my world." It was a profoundly moving experience.

Some years later, I went to the Orkney islands where we visited a tiny family run museum of artifacts from the chambered tomb at the other end of the farm. They handed me a pestle once held by some neolithci human.They'd worn groves where the thumb and forefinger would be for better grip.

cymbie8

One time, in a French history class, my teacher randomly at the end of the class had all of us draw a sketch of a horse. And we were all like ??? Okay???

At the beginning of the next class, my teacher showed us a cave painting of a horse. And then he showed all of our horses, which he had scanned and put into the presentation.

He then pointed out all the ways that our horses looked similar to the prehistoric horse. Same features, drawn from the same angle, etc.

And then he asked us, "Isn't it cool that you draw horses the same way as someone who lived 20,000 years ago?"

Yeah. That stuck with me for a while.

catgirlthecrazy

In Spain, there's a cave full of ancient, ice age era drawings of bison and reindeer and other animals of that period... And one small section of chaotic scribbles just a little away from everything else. These scribblesv were so incomprehensible, they were originally just called the 'Panel of Enigmatic Signs'... Until it occurred to someone that drawings only three feet off the ground probably weren't made by adults.

Scientists are now pretty sure the scribbles were made by kids ages 3-6, more or less on their own. The adult cave artists were probably doing what any modern parent might do when they want to keep small children out of their hair for awhile: they gave the kids some drawing tools of their own and a small section of wall to work on, out of the way but still close enough to keep an eye on them, and let them have at it.

What's most charming about the whole thing is the way the cave scribbles look exactly like what you'd find on the wall of a preschool today. Artistic styles vary widely across different times and cultures, but child development is as near to a universal human experience as it gets.

mikkeneko

Wisher made detailed 3D scans of the drawings, which helped her understand the uneven pressure applied to the charcoal and the direction the lines were drawn. The team then compared the panel’s composition with age-appropriate artistic efforts by modern children. Kids across cultures go through the same developmental stages, which influence their physical ability to draw, until about the age of 6, Amir notes.

The team compared the ancient art with the developmental stages exhibited by modern children: the furiously scribbled circles and push-pull lines typical of 3-year-olds just learning to control their bodies, for example, or the wobbly, right-angled figures of slightly older kids beginning to master fine motor skills.

Both are apparent in the cave, superimposed on each other as though two or more kids were drawing at once. That’s a clue the Las Monedas marks were likely made by “siblings or a mixed-age play group within the sphere of safety around adults, but also within their own space,” says co-author Felix Riede, an Aarhus archaeologist.

...

Adults at Las Monedas would have been aware of what the kids were doing and presumably had lit fires or torches; without ample firelight the cave is pitch black.

hollowboobtheory

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

hollowboobtheory

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

potsiefaerie

Get peer reviewed:

jv

This is not just serious illness.

It’s any illness.

No one should be forced to work if they have the flu, or even a cold.

smallbeefchild

You know, if people werw able to take breaks from work when ill, or even just approaching burnout, then the rate of chronic illness would probably decrease. Because colds and illnesses would spread less, and also linger for shorter and create less long term effects. (Also, companies shouldnt be allowed to make people stand up for hours on end because that create back problems, and shouldnt be requiring constamt screen activity for the full day because that creates eye strain and headaches. I remember reading somewhere that part of the reason disability claims are rising in working class america is because theyre in situations where the only available job is retail and they cant do that sitting down or even take breaks to sit because company policies or whatever, so the back pain that, to an office worker, is an annoyance at worst because they can sit whenever, becomes something career halting to the retail worker.)

jv

Folks (this is a general response to a bunch of reblogs), you keep talking about this subject like if it was hypothetical or we are talking about getting to unexplored new heights, and that’s exasperating;

Yes. YES. This is not hypothetical. This is very real. Most countries on this planet actually operate like that. And yes, the results are very obvious when you look at the data. for example, the US fares way worse (sometimes 2x) than comparable countries _in every single metric_ on this report about chronic illness:

Chronic, non-communicable diseases are the leading cause of death worldwide. In the United States, these diseases make up 8 of the 10 top ca

Hell, the US life expectancy is 5 years below my own country’s, even if the US GDP per Capita is more than twice of ours. Yes. People in the US are very literally being exploited to death. And with the amount of money in economy you folks should be burning cars down in the streets until you are at least on pair with the living conditions of countries that have a fraction of your wealth.

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Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

spltlvlhous

best shit ive seen in my life actually

wizardarchetypes

in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

wizardarchetypes

at one job for a state forest my office was in the middle of nowhere with no wifi and no landline and they were like "we'll need to call you throughout the day about project updates" and i said "well then you'll need to install a phone because i don't have cell service out here" and they looked at me like it was somehow my fault. they asked me to change cell phone carriers.

rackmount-official-my-ass

Organizations need to provide the equipment they want you to use. Separation of work and personal equipment should be the norm, and the bar for exceptions should be set pretty high. I refuse to use my personal phone for corp work because they would then have 1/ access to my device and 2/ the explicit power to remotely wipe my personal phone, both of which are entirely unacceptable. This position is justified from standpoints of accessibility, personal economics, personal security, corporate security, and litigation preparedness.

Equipment includes clothes, by the way. If you need a uniform or personal protective equipment, even if it's just a black polo and slacks, these should be provided and paid for by the organization requiring them.

friendamedes

i know it sounds woefully self-centered and ungrateful but i do think a lot of ao3 commenters could benefit from a quick how-to-talk-to-strangers-on-the-internet course

naryrising

I hope you don't mind my adding onto this, because I totally agree, but one thing I've noticed more often lately is people commenting on a work who just say what the work is.

Examples: (not verbatim quotes because I don't want to put anyone on blast but the gist of real comments I've gotten)

"Wow, A/B smut!"

"This is the first story for this pairing!"

"Huh, never seen this [kink/trope] before."

And like, this isn't rude exactly, but it does always give me a sense of, ok, but why are you telling me this? I know it's A/B smut, I wrote it. I knew it was the first work for this ship, I had to create the tag. I know it's a rare kink - I enjoy it, I can't find enough of it, that's why I wrote this in the first place.

I've taken to replying to these type of comments with "I hope you liked it!" because it feels like the most generous way to interpret them - the person probably did like it, if they read it and left a comment, but they forgot to actually say so. Often they reply with "Yes, it was great!" or similar actual commentary about what they thought of the story. So maybe consider just saying that in the first place!

Better example: "Wow, I've never seen a fic for this ship before. I was really excited to find it, because it's so rare. Thank you very much for writing it, it was awesome!"

I realize this takes slightly longer, but it is much, much nicer to receive than a comment that just tells me that I wrote a fic. I know I wrote a fic. Let me know that you read it.

lichenaday

I got lichens growing on one side of my car because I park in the same direction every day. Any chance they'll damage the paint or can I leave them?

Yeah, they probably will. Or more correctly, they already have. But I am on team lichen in this debate so I would argue that you should leave them, paint job be damned. But that is totally just me.

what-even-is-thiss

It’s pretty much summer now and I wanna share my updated rosemary chicken recipe. I’ve tweaked and refined it a bit since I last talked about it.

Rosemary chicken ingredients:

5-6 cloves of garlic or like measure with your heart basically

Big handful of fresh rosemary leaves again measure with your heart

2 tsp course salt

1/2 tsp pepper

1/2 tsp onion powder

1/4 cup lemon juice

2/3 cup olive oil

A bit of corn starch or flour, maybe a tablespoon

Water as needed

Large package of boneless chicken thighs or whatever cut of chicken you wanna use but I use thighs

Method:

Mince the garlic and rosemary together very well. Don’t make a paste or anything but do mince it very fine if you can

Put your garlic rosemary mix, salt, pepper, onion powder, lemon juice, and olive oil in a sealable container and shake together really well to make your marinade.

Let your chicken marinade in this for at least an hour but up to 8 hours is fine if you wanna do this in the morning or something. I usually do this bit during lunch and let it go for four to five hours.

To cook the chicken get a large flat pan on medium high heat and sear your chicken on both sides. Once you’ve done this, add the remaining marinade to the pan, cover it with a lid and turn the temperature down to medium low.

Let the chicken steam in the marinade for 15-20 minutes or until it reaches an internal temperature of 165F. Set your chicken aside to rest while you make the sauce.

To make the sauce, leave the remaining marinade and chicken drippings in the pan and turn it up to medium high, whisking constantly.

Mix a bit of corn starch or flour with water to make a slurry and add to the sauce. Continue whisking it into the marinade constantly until it reaches the consistency you want. I usually go until I start to see the pan through the sauce a bit as I whisk and the sauce sticks to the back of a spoon.

You can serve the chicken in the sauce or you can serve the sauce on the side if you like. I’ve done both. I often serve this with roasted potatoes and sautéed vegetables but it also goes well with rice and other stuff. Up to you, really. It’s a great summer food though and once you’ve got the marinade done actually cooking it is usually pretty fast in my experience.

acelesbian-opposum

That sounds delicious but since we are on tumblr I fully expected something demonically out of place to be thrown in the mix

what-even-is-thiss

No, I just genuinely want to share my chicken recipes.

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atelier-tamamoland

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person

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