Naamloos

markiplier: stares into your soul while he tells you he knows your sins

For the person in the comments wanting this:

(Start from the beginning)

10. Humanity is so much more about love and connectedness than any of us can understand. Sometimes you have to take advantage of that to eat.

Happy Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 guys at least he was up there

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

whatever is holding u back. stop. simply become beautiful woman

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

Imagine being a pro fumbler, couldn’t be me.

I have no mouth but i must bicker (continuing from the previous drawings)

capitalism already charges me for being disabled. just like it charges me for being transgender, and a woman, and... alive. nothing new under the sun