Dolphins are jerks

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

Let’s fucking go

I DIDNT GET THE JOB LMAO

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

”can mutuals dm” mutuals can harvest me for materials

shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

If I had a Death Note I'd use the death control rules to try to make entertaining scenarios. I'd list seven different world-destroying billionaires under "burns to death on a livestream on a mega yacht" and set it for the maximum allowed time of death after writing and see if the Death Note can create a livestreamed billionaire yacht party that goes horribly wrong in one month.

I would also cause so much collateral damage. The rules specify that you can't peripherally kill others with the Note, but they say nothing about listing deaths as "AI server farm explosion" or "military drone factory collapse"

Sadly, if the cause of death is utterly impossible, the person simply dies of a heart attack.