Dolphins are jerks

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

They missed. 😔

You aren't "detransitioned" you're cisgender. If you disagree you're a transphobe. Good talk, I'm not taking revision suggestions.

Sadly many are trans people who couldn't finish transitioning due to economic reasons or social repercussions...

Then they're still transgender. It's fucking 2026 stop being a transmed.

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

do other cultures have a stereotypical musical signature for america? in america, east asia has the Asian Riff. the middle east has Maqam Hijaz Overuse. india has Gratuitous Sitar. do people have anything to badly represent american music

awww, you didn't like mouse? what if i wiggled it a little? don't you like moving mouse?

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”

“They tell us we’re born to suffer but you were obviously born to maintain the lawn outside of your suburban home. Very sweet.”

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

We were able to feed everyone in the world back in 1870. It wasn't even a stretch to do so. We overproduced everything. Our birthright has been taken by the landlords, the warmongers, the slavers. We can't simply remove them, we must shatter their throne.