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43/nb tf/fucking degenerate

i don't have a separate blog for normal posts. i am 100% just horny on main

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youngerfrankenstein

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

gondorrevealparty

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

sadhoc

thhis polll is nuts to me bc in 2020 during the portland wildfires and the pre vaccine era of the pandemic, i tried to sign up for a "mutual aid n95 giveaway" list, via my twitter account, and they banned me for having an anime girl pfp (it was rakka from haibane renmei) and having a locked account (i had a job and was closeted). i messaged them like "is there any way i can appeal this?" and they said "no" because apparently my anime girl icon and locked account meant i was either "fash or a creep or both." anyway they approved my roommates so they both got n95s but didn't share them with me. because i had an anime girl icon on twitter and didn't want my boss to find out i was trans.

anyway you all are going to get people killed (mostly trans women, bc we all know who suffers the most from pedojacketing). fuck off if you voted either of the top two options

bluehawk54

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B2 sized bonus poster with artwork by Masami Yuki for the soundtrack album "Mobile Police Patlabor Image Soundtrack Album Volume 1 Interface", released by Warner Pioneer, March 1988

bananaede

Underrated opinion: jax looks good in blue

crazygnomenclature

The irrational fear I have that's preventing me from learning to do my make up properly.

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lilyblisslys

what was the pain level/sensation level for you of your most recent tattoo?

Oh it hurt like a bitch, ribs were the worst spot so far

The pain I can handle bc duh lol but the healing after was/is miserable, because you’re always breathing or lowkey your torso it’s lowkey agonizing lmao

tgirl-boyfriend

TO ME, MY PIKMIN

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patricia-taxxon

you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)

critterchaos

it isnt the same but i honestly wanna give my younger self a hug and let her cry into me. they really need it.

patricia-taxxon

they're still here

maskt

puppy to puppy communication

patricia-taxxon

im gonna cry

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (1/4)

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (2/4)

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (3/4)

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (4/4) (it's always a beautiful day)

oberonsson

Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

anarcho-wormism-deactivated2019

😮

garrettauthor

Oh NO.

treacleaergia

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

dirtyriver

Alicia Archer

ex-sang-uination

my bi heart………

ohmightysmiter

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

hrefnatheravenqueen

nyx-belial

*dies*

garrettauthor

Oh shit.

notlostonanadventure

GAY KNIGHTS

unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva

Fellas I’m real gay

thecarrott

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

0hheytherebigbadwolf

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

overclockedopossum

@defectivegembrain

h0ney-guy

Happy Pride Everyone!!!!!

tinierpurplefishes

And she’s on tumblr, too, as @archerinventive

lindleland

there is so much to unpack in this clip

lindleland

mousiebites

i am forcing everyone to be polyamorous for pride month. not your style? wait 11 days, crybaby 🙄

mousiebites

your government issued wives will comfort you through this time

jame7t

whgy did they just put me in a box with your adress labeled on it Can U let me Out

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prokopetz

I've joked in the past about how I want an Arthurian adaptation set in one of those bits of the Middle Ages where nobody has any working infrastructure and all the kings and lords are flat broke but they're still trying to make it work, but it occurs to me that a high fantasy version of that would also be kind of awesome. The High King in his grand palace (shitty hill fort) sending his Holy Knights (a dozen guys and a donkey) on a perilous journey (a half-day's march) to face the Dread Necromancer's undead scourge (exactly six zombies). The Necromancer's immortal death-knight champion (a skeleton in a hat) comes out to meet them astride a terrible hornèd beast (a reanimated cow because they couldn't find a dead horse).

cicero-not-cisero

I may be foxgirl but i am fluent in bot kittycat and puppydog. Observe.

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Meowmeow

Why are you all giving me that look what i said wasnt even that bad hehe

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