Dolphins are jerks

Noise is so important in music I hate when shit is too neat. Let the track get ugly a bit goddammit

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

Actually, Europe does have laws against loitering. They’ve been around since the Middle Ages. They’re laws against vagrancy. They just only usually get enforced against poor &/ homeless &/ black and brown people &/ people taking part in street protests.

yeah, you definitely can't chill on those train stations, town squares and church steps if you're homeless or if you're teenagers or young adults of color.

transgender willpower check: someone younger than when you started HRT just said it’s too late for them to start hormones