mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

This site is also full of people who wish they were bullies in high school and are trying to fulfill that fantasy in their twenties

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

batman developing an anti-beatboxing bomb collar to finally stop the joker once and for all

a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife

resident evil

Honestly

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months