mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

two full years ive spoken to this coworker and i didnt know she had horses until today how do you go a single conversation without bringing up your horses that would take unimaginable restraint on my part and ive never even wanted a horse. i see a rabbit in the garden that frequently has rabbits and thats the first thing i have say to everyone all morning

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate