mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

Happy I Must Say I'm Used To Being Inspected By The Ladies But This Is The First Time I've Felt This Way With A Man day

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

when i blacklist something because i don't care about it i never feel compelled to open the posts and they just wash over me like white noise. when i blacklist something because i actively dislike it i end up opening that damn post like 85% of the time just to go yep. hated that.

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups