mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

the fundamental failing of the human animal is that every hobby is so much more alluring when that's not the thing you're supposed to be working on right now

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

those posts complaining about greasy hair arent exaggerating btw, it really makes you feel like everything in your life is going wrong and falling apart. and then you shower and it turns into a normal tuesday

Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

Mike Flanagan’s adaptation of the Lizzie Borden story

Lizzie uses her axe to break down the door and save her parents from a burning building

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

its kinda hysterical to me that these days when a tv show or movie is poorly written people start questioning whether it was actually written by chatGPT. i mean i know it's just because chatGPT is on everyone's minds now but like how embarrasing is that as a screenwriter. plot so ass that people straight up don't think a human being wrote it............