mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

POPPING BOTTLES IN THE ICE!!!!!!! LIKE A BLIZZARD!!!!!!! WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

Normal happy

Hey look you’ll basically never be able to afford a computer ever again but the good news is Sam Altman can generate as many underage girls as he wants to jack off to and actually his AI shit will probably cook us all to death before you really needed that new PC anyways