mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

It still makes me laugh how when apollo n trucy went to klaviers concert apollo didnt even try to sugarcoat that he hated his music. HE LITERALLY JUST TOLD HIM HE’D RATHER BE BACKSTAGE WHY IS HE LIKE THAT

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

if i made a bruce springsteen movie it would all be made up. not even a biopic. the e street band gets abducted by aliens and has to learn to bring peace to two warring planets through the power of song

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

I think that ancient peoples had trampolines and razor scooters but they were extremely reserved and somewhat shy about them