mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

Old movies that suck and are awful are great, but new movies that suck and are awful are stupid. Hope this helps

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

can i get an amen break burger

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

george’s relationships with women are all doomed because he is a disturbed, depressed man with a tortured soul owing in part, though not entirely, to his status as a deeply repressed homosexual man with longstanding unrequited feelings for his best friend. jerry’s relationships with women are doomed because he’s an asshole

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen