mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

i dont necessarily expect you to have scrubbed your blog of every and any HP post you made over the years but if it's still your pinned post or in your bio you are Getting insta blocked like its been too many years for this shit gang

sunshine 🌞 lollipops 🍭 and rainbows 🌈 everything that’s wonderful is what I feel when we’re together 😁

the fundamental failing of the human animal is that every hobby is so much more alluring when that's not the thing you're supposed to be working on right now

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

those posts complaining about greasy hair arent exaggerating btw, it really makes you feel like everything in your life is going wrong and falling apart. and then you shower and it turns into a normal tuesday

Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

Mike Flanagan’s adaptation of the Lizzie Borden story

Lizzie uses her axe to break down the door and save her parents from a burning building

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother