mulder, i wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

DJ blow my toilet up

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Something that tilts me about the way online culture has developed is that it feels like no one knows how to be a proper fucking provocateur anymore. Like people have been making "edgy" art for as long as the written word has existed but there is a certain social contract that comes with putting something out into the world that you know will offend people, which is that the offense is to be expected. It annoys me to no end when someone puts something out into the world that is so obviously offensive in some way shape or form and then spends all day complaining about people trying to "cancel" them or that no one respects "free expression" or that their critics are being "puritanical" or whatever. Like I'm sorry if you're going to say something obviously provocative I don't wanna hear you whining like a little bitch baby when people are provoked. Cause like no shit my guy what did you think was going to happen????

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

if you ever draw a brown-eyed character with lighter eyes I hope the vegetables you were gonna cook for dinner go bad right before you get to use them

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

y'all need to watch this this pride month

Everyone was just shot and killed by machine guns #DeltaruneSpoilers

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement