clean your room

Back from surgery and still thinking about how Katara and Zuko are married and feeding turtle ducks with their steambabies

they called him a psycho killer for this

"i love you" i'll be the judge of that

Not enough credit to Eoin Colfer for not only crafting such a specific type of Weird Kid in Artemis Fowl but also writing the books in such a way as to appeal *to* that Type Of Kid so severely. He put a secret code in the margins you can decipher yourself. I was up at like five in the morning doing that shit as a kid, because I'm Artemis

This type of shit is why I have so much respect for like, actually good children's authors. There really is another layer of skill involved in writing For Children effectively that's separate from just being good at creative writing in general. Artemis Fowl is for people who thought they couldn't relate to their peers as a kid because they're smarter than them. Undiagnosed kids love hieroglyphs