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above all, sports fandom is about being DELUSIONAL and a HYPOCRITE and if you forget these tenets you’ve lost the plot

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

#stillhere in 2026 thinking about how Trevor was publicly dating a gender-swapped doppelgänger of Jamie Drysdale

fucking sucks it would be so funny that the avs got swept except in one specific scenario which is exactly what happened

breaking news: the last surviving bostonian has been cleft in twain by a blade forged of pure philadelphium

one witness reports, "go birds"

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it