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the kind of body always in demand, rated E, Shane/Ilya
For his part, Ilya has always known how strong Shane is. Obviously. How could he not know? How many times has Shane checked him into the boards hard enough to bruise, his breath a wet heat at his ear? How many times has Ilya seen Shane in the gym, adding weight after weight to his bar and barely breaking a sweat when he lifts? How many more times than that has Ilya felt the ripple of Shane’s muscles under his fingers, gotten intimately familiar with the work Shane puts into looking the way he does, playing the way he does? And yet, after they’ve spent days and days lounging around the cottage, playing video games and waking up when the sun is barely casting shadows, Ilya kind of… lets himself forget. He makes himself unlearn something that the rest of the world can’t see past. Shane Hollander, a fucking powerhouse of a man, one of the greatest hockey players to ever do it. Shane Hollander, rolling over to show Ilya his soft underbelly with an invitation to take a bite.
Mr. Hollander said he would chop the wood himself.
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or simply: ilya gets real horny about watching shane chop wood
I keep thinking this! very frustrating
fuck!
watching everyone celebrate pride in June and here I am in Atlanta just biding my time

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Wife and I have been planning on how to get our 8yo into Mythbusters, knowing that we can’t simply say “here is something new that you might like,” and we executed it so well that when B and I walked into our house they immediately saw an explosion (because Rebecca strategically put it on while we were out) and said “WOW what IS this”
In the background of the video clip, posted by a fan at the hotel breakfast just before Christmas 2018, Shane Hollander is talking on the phone. He looks tired but he's smiling, pushing scrambled eggs around his plate with a fork. "I saw, baby," he says. "No, definitely, no way that was slashing, I'm with you. You'll get them next time, though. Beautiful goal you got in the first, that was so fucking sexy. I can't wait to see you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Love you."
Which leads to a bit of an uproar because omg Shane Hollander has a girlfriend?? who plays hockey???? that's so on brand for him like. okay who was playing last night and got a goal in the first period, we need to find the woman who has Shane Hollander crooning into his phone like a lovestruck teenager. and the consensus lands on an unsuspecting and entirely unrelated CWHL forward who has never even been in the same city as Shane but the Internet is running with the story and there's journalists harassing her and Shane has to get his agent to call her agent so he can apologise for this mess and she's like, dude, I know it's not your fault, but Shane feels so fucking bad about it, you know?
And unfortunately it doesn't really let up as quickly as they thought because it's right before Christmas and isn't this a great story, fucking Hallmark movie shit, so a very unimpressed Leila (her name is Leila) has to look a reporter in the eye after her team just played a really good fucking game of hockey and everybody wants to talk to her about some fucking guy, you know? so she looks him in the eye and says, no, I am not dating Shane Hollander, I have never dated Shane Hollander, I will never date Shane Hollander, I am literally a lesbian. I have a whole-ass girlfriend. She plays for the Blades.
And Shane Hollander is so consumed by jealousy he almost chokes.
@jimmysownworld you can't leave this in the tags
Loving the idea that after some time has passed and everybody has calmed tf down, it becomes a silly little joke like yeah, how's my girlfriend's boyfriend doing?, they mostly hang out at hockey events especially once the Irina Foundation is a bit more established and Shane is putting more effort into his charity work but then they just always end up getting tipsy in a corner together, talking puck and bitching about the press and their own sick enjoyment, all three of them laughing and it's genuinely fun and he's fine, it's fine, Shane is not burning alive with greed at all.
Leila sends him a photo the next morning at buttfuck o'clock of her gf in running gear like "i told her Shane Hollander would bring me breakfast in bed, not abandon me to go exercise" and Shane replies "so sorry to disappoint you also does this mean Marie got the code for the hotel gym?" and then they gradually become real friends and the next time they’re at some gala Leila's insta story complaining that "they’re ganging up on me" because Shane and Marie dragged her out for a run goes a bit too viral and of course the tabloids run all sorts of bullshit about how he's cheating in Rose Landry with Leila or on Leila with Marie or
once Hollanov are out and public the running joke is that everybody thought Ilya was the womaniser but Shane somehow managed to land three girlfriends at once
the kind of body always in demand, rated E, Shane/Ilya
For his part, Ilya has always known how strong Shane is. Obviously. How could he not know? How many times has Shane checked him into the boards hard enough to bruise, his breath a wet heat at his ear? How many times has Ilya seen Shane in the gym, adding weight after weight to his bar and barely breaking a sweat when he lifts? How many more times than that has Ilya felt the ripple of Shane’s muscles under his fingers, gotten intimately familiar with the work Shane puts into looking the way he does, playing the way he does? And yet, after they’ve spent days and days lounging around the cottage, playing video games and waking up when the sun is barely casting shadows, Ilya kind of… lets himself forget. He makes himself unlearn something that the rest of the world can’t see past. Shane Hollander, a fucking powerhouse of a man, one of the greatest hockey players to ever do it. Shane Hollander, rolling over to show Ilya his soft underbelly with an invitation to take a bite.
Mr. Hollander said he would chop the wood himself.
--
or simply: ilya gets real horny about watching shane chop wood
the kind of body always in demand, rated E, Shane/Ilya
For his part, Ilya has always known how strong Shane is. Obviously. How could he not know? How many times has Shane checked him into the boards hard enough to bruise, his breath a wet heat at his ear? How many times has Ilya seen Shane in the gym, adding weight after weight to his bar and barely breaking a sweat when he lifts? How many more times than that has Ilya felt the ripple of Shane’s muscles under his fingers, gotten intimately familiar with the work Shane puts into looking the way he does, playing the way he does? And yet, after they’ve spent days and days lounging around the cottage, playing video games and waking up when the sun is barely casting shadows, Ilya kind of… lets himself forget. He makes himself unlearn something that the rest of the world can’t see past. Shane Hollander, a fucking powerhouse of a man, one of the greatest hockey players to ever do it. Shane Hollander, rolling over to show Ilya his soft underbelly with an invitation to take a bite.
Mr. Hollander said he would chop the wood himself.
--
or simply: ilya gets real horny about watching shane chop wood

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my kid has never been That into brands. like they've had dalliances, but they've never been super married to any given IP (maybe other than bluey and rightfully so). also, they still wear absorbent underwear to bed. because they don't care for, like, marvel or whatever, we just buy the most IP-free brand that is consistently available, and that means we buy ninjamas. it's time for some critical image analysis! these are intended to be IP-free, neutral designs for children.
what do you notice? what is present? what is absent? what does it mean for camo print to be the neutral design for boys vs. florals for girls?
my then 2yo child, who had previously loved and adored baths and never fought me on them, immediately began refusing to bathe every night for weeks after this event
most of the poison type Pokémon should actually be venom type Pokémon and this annoys me frequently
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
something really really bittersweet about ilya correcting david to call him by his first name when david calls him rozanov. like. for years and years it’s been hollander and rozanov. big bad rozanov, the arch rival. but when shane and ilya finally come clean, ilya’s stepping into it completely. we’re lovers. i love your son. i’m not this cocky person you see on television, i’m not even the player you see on the ice, rozanov, 81, captain of the boston raiders. i’m not the guy you’ve cursed and badmouthed — i swear, that’s not all i am. i’m also the man that loves your son. this thing we have, i’m in it for the long haul. i want to be a part of your family one day, maybe. and so i want you to call me by my first name, the name my mother gave me, the name your son keeps safe in his mouth. ilya.

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Has Ryan Guzman ever looked that good
sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.