Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

Image description: post by username sosonosonosono that reads “executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this” over a photo of a cow standing in an open field with a thought bubble showing the same cow eating grass above it.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

people are calling me ableist for this lol

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁