semi-pro heartbreaker

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

many sports are currently being rewired to be for lesbian perverts

what is your fucking problem. you'll be loved that way again. and more

this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

as always my take is that we as women can do whatever we want

ksenia played the most beautiful shiny princess angel and at best ppl will b like "slay queen I hope she hunts me down w a gun" which btw I think if you say things like this in 2026 abt brown and black women u should get shot but not by her by me!!! Which will not be erotic for you AT ALL

conçois feels like a distant memory at this point like i sincerely hope he was fucking that old— [remembers some of my mutuals are around françois' age] Age appropriate— [remembers there's nothing wrong with the natural process of aging] old man