semi-pro heartbreaker

IDK WHAT I WANT OR WHO I WANNA BE !!!

I need to SLEEP.

What’s great for me is that on Quinn’s SNL post, when viewed from the grid, the framing cuts both him and Jack pretty much fully out of the image, leaving on his main page a lovely picture of Connor, glowing, tall, and handsome, on one of his happiest nights.

I think if someone asked Connor he would be able to provide us with That Guys whole deal…he may have even gone into it during the unwatchable interview where he’s burnt to a crisp….i think he was dialed the fuck in for those three minutes of screen time.

I actually don’t know that he’s all that embarrassed of himself for the joker. Personally the really low grade interview he did was unwatchable because of the second hand BUt I recall him saying that the joker was how he got his SAG card. And I think generally while he does look back at himself and go wow I’m suuuuuch a try hard Jesus Christ, I think when he was younger it was with this energy of like, and that’s why I suck, but as he’s aged it really has softened into a kinder sense of himself. Now. Idk if that grace gets extended to the 26 year old self, but looking at him laughing at himself during the Quinn promo shots (oh my god I’m SUCH a clown) I feel like he can’t help being a corn ball and also knows it and also hates it but also can’t help it so lets it happen and mostly delights in it. Mostly.

Cats SUPER perplexed as to why the entire family, at 11 at night, all collected ourselves down in the basement, where we never go, where cats have never been, with these other people they rarely if ever see around, sat around for ten minutes, and then all traipsed back up stairs. What the fuck ? And they don’t understand English so I can’t explain and also you couldn’t really tell there was wind or rain because the storm is fully south of us and was to be honest long gone by the time the sirens went off so there’s not even like, context clues to maybe pick up on. Wtf why are you people nuts ? Three years in a one room apartment with normal activities and now mother has simply lost her mind.

She’s just fully got the electricity website pulled up, no fancy business nothing. Reporting is so funny. This thing is happening. FYI.

It’s really awesome how weather guys can keep a steady stream of dialogue running. He’s got seven minutes on the clock till he can start his actual eleven o clock broad cast but for now he’s just yapping really. Explaining #hismap

Whole fam in the basement because well now Ohio’s tornado sirens work.

A pound of beef only has 84 grams of protein

“That’s the first good idea you’ve had” “it’s my most well done tattoo”