two minutes for slashing

Okay I’m sorry but I have too many Stanley Pup worldbuilding questions. Are the dogs a true one-to-one with their human counterparts in terms of lore? Did Artemi Pawnerin end up on the dog Kings after dictating to the dog Rangers where he wanted to be traded?? Is Cutter Go-Fetch-ier the reason the dog Flyers have Trevor Zegrowls and Jamie Drystail???

i like to think it's like the jl8 webcomic where the relationships of the pups is inspired by our league but made appropriate for how young the pups are so radko poochas bit auston mattchews and he had to go to the vet but ultimately was fine. every injury that was cast worthy instead has the respective national hockey pup wearing a cone. instead of mumps they had an outbreak of fleas.

OWEN NIP-IT HATTY WATCH??

STANLEY PUP GWG HAT TRICK!

I’m gonna be so fr rn, yall gotta stop acting like women’s sports only contributions/offerings are 1) that most of the athletes are queer 2) some sort of “morally pure” version of the sport. you don’t realize that you’re doing it but you’re de-valuing them to a point of queerness + morality meter. which the latter is just insane when there are POS’ amongst women’s sports

“Don’t watch the NHL, watch the PWHL! They’re actually gay!” why is that the only selling point to you