Kit, Queer AF. They/Them. PÄkehÄ/white. Internet Cryptid & Fandom Elder. Autistic, disabled, polyam, Taurus. This is mostly a Criminal Minds blog. Ruler of Je T'Emily & Tebecca Garbajistan, 20+ year CM vet, Architect of Angst, Creator of @Queerminal-Minds. [AO3: w00t4ewan]
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"If only I had a good reason. If only it wasn't bad timing. If only I chose you and not me. If only we leaned into fighting. If only you got disappointed. If only I kept every promise. If only you treated me poorly. If only you didn't adore me."
You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.
Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?
essentially every core premise of the whole language movement has been tested and rejected by both qualitative and quantitative research, but that won't stop them because they can't fucking read
The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it
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Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You donāt have to achieve grand things if all youāre capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Donāt do nothing just because you donāt think youāre capable of doing bigger things, just do something youāre capable of today. ļæ¼
I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and theyāre already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that donāt have real words yet. itās being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because youāre known. god. what a gift.
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism šš¾ you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
psychosis needs to lose its negative connotation, its a thing that happens. you are far closer to psychotic episodes than you think and we need to all know how to deal with them properly
I always say that psychosis is a natural part of human experience or state of mind. And guess what, non psychotics get MAD when I say that. "No, its not natural or normal at all! Dont normalize it!" Guess what happens when you haven't slept in a few days? Psychosis. Guess what can happen when you're too stressed? Psychosis. Guess what can happen from physical conditions? Psychosis. Psychosis is the same type of normal that any other negative state of mind is. Someone experiencing depression due to circumstances? Normal. Someone dissociating during a stressful event? Normal. Psychosis isn't different. ANYONE can experience psychosis and it doesn't even have to be a disorder. Psychotic disorders are disorders due to the frequency and intensity of psychosis.
People need to stop demonizing normal human experiences
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Finding out AI companies are chewing through - literally, theyāre pulping and burning them as they go - millions of books often including 1/1s and old texts that cannot be reprinted
Meanwhile thereās always some dipshit telling me AI is the future and weāve got to just let companies erase human history and literature so they can train their abomination machines to pretend to think like people because a judge said itās fine
"We're trying to destroy every book in the world so that if you want to read, you have to prompt the AI to try to 'remember' the book for you" is cartoonishly evil.
If you're able to, please start building a physical library at home.
Also, please start connecting with people in your community who love reading. Do everything you can to be in touch with people with accessibility to books.
Just got off the phone with my GP and as always, the appointment ended with me in frustrated tears. I don't fucking know what else I expected. I miss my previous GP, who had known me and treated me for 7+ years, who knew the difference in my underlying chronic symptoms vs. New/Acute symptoms that needed to be investigated thoroughly.
Now, it's a fucking joke trying to get our new GP to understand those differences in symptoms, and the subsequent urgency of finding out what is causing these new symptoms.
The cycle goes exactly like this :
- New Symptoms crop up. I am immediately aware these symptoms are NOT part of my "Normal" list of chronic symptoms. I present these concerns to my GP.
- GP agrees New Symptoms are concerning and writes to the related Specialist⢠for advice.
- Specialist⢠gives generic advice based ONLY on the New Symptomsā¢, bc they have no way of knowing/taking into account my complex disability list of underlying issues.
- GP follows Generic Advice and runs blood tests, or prescribes new meds to manage New Symptoms..... Again, without taking into account the bigger picture of my entire health history.
- Tests are all Normal. So all of the Big Scary illnesses are ruled out, GP tells me This is Great Newsā¢!! And ultimately concludes, the New Symptoms are actually just part of my underlying conditions. So they all get swept under the vague umbrella of chronic illness symptoms. GP marks the New Symptoms case, closed.
- New Symptoms persist. Left untreated, and unresolved, they DO eventually bleed into the long list of chronic symptoms I have to manage every day. Creating a new, and even more debilitating, version of my "Normal"
- I get used to this new "Normal" best I can.
- Eventually, New Symptoms crop up. I am immediately aware these symptoms are NOT part of my "Normal" list of chronic symptoms. I present these concerns to my GP.
And the cycle begins anew. I never get answers, nor explanations. I am just expected to be Happy every time the tests are Negative for X, Y, Z disease.
And if I explain I'd actually be HAPPIER if a test was positive, I get treated like I'm crazy.
I'm so fucking tired of this gruelling, emotionally devastating cycle. At this point, I have to ask myself why I'm wasting my time and money on seeking medical care in the first place.
It takes SO much mental and emotional energy to go through this song and dance, over, and over, and over, while still having to manage the physical side of my chronic illnesses.
as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun
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