Kit, Queer AF. They/Them. PÄkehÄ/white. Internet Cryptid & Fandom Elder. Autistic, disabled, polyam, Taurus. This is mostly a Criminal Minds blog. Ruler of Je T'Emily & Tebecca Garbajistan, 20+ year CM vet, Architect of Angst, Creator of @Queerminal-Minds. [AO3: w00t4ewan]
Do you love the women of Criminal Minds? Are you desperately searching for CM Femslash? Fear not! You have come to the right place.Ā
I write a LOT of femslash in the CM fandom (w00t4ewan on AO3) and I also created @queerminal-minds. This tumblr blog has served as a CM femslash archive (of sorts) for over a decade, I have thousands of CM posts saved within a well organised tagging system.
Whether you ship Jemily, Temily, Jara, or Tebecca, I've got just what you need. Iāll do the hard work for you and just put all my links in this post under the cut.
Enjoy! And long live our queer ships!! If you have questions or just want to scream about the women of CM my ask box is always open.
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In the last day, Iāve finished s16 and started s17 of CME in my rewatch and I have a love letter to Rebecca Wilson:
Rebecca Wilson who just wanted to help her girlfriendās team with some small knowledge
Rebecca Wilson who was then ask more and more of, including classified information
Rebecca Wilson who gave the BAU as many heads ups as she could but was not given the same courtesy
Rebecca Wilson who walked away when lied to and pushed further
Rebecca Wilson who still fought for justice and the BAU to be able to solve the case despite everything
Rebecca Wilson who never let her feelings affect her job and professionalism
Rebecca Wilson who was told that she was being offered as the scapegoat of things go wrong
Rebecca Wilson who never asked to be thrown into the deep end of the Sicarius case
Rebecca Wilson who was forced to work with a serial killer who disgusted her
Rebecca Wilson who risked her job to again and again for the BAU
Rebecca,
You deserve the world. You deserve to be loved and appreciated for all that you do. Your kindness and empathy shine out brightly. So does your strength. I love you and see you for all that you have done. You matter so much and should be more loved by the fans.
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He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
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Sometimes the best fic youāve ever written isnāt on ao3. Itās in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.
This is totally a thing! It's called a not!fic, and the conversational/informal format of storytelling was a staple of the early 2000s bandom era:
A similar vibe to the notfic, but for podfic fandom particularly, is the oral not!fic - a delightful experience of oral storytelling where you "yes, and" your way through a plot simply by talking it out loud:
And you can find a whole bunch on the AO3:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.
via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:
people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for
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digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if youāre being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and youāll be better for it.
Might be a hot take but if you're a government official who says shit like 'poor ppl wouldn't be poor if they stopped going to Starbucks' I don't think you should be allowed to run the government.
Not in a 'eat the rich' way (though I admit I'm pro eating the rich) but in a 'if you don't know how to survive on limited funds then you clearly don't know enough about budgeting in the current economy to be doing this job' way.
If you can't grasp the reality of living as a poor person, even on paper, then I don't think you should be allowed to toss the country's money around. You clearly don't understand the economy as it is for the everyday person who you're supposed to be advocating for. It's the same as wanting an accountant with a CPA license.
There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You arenāt even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and youāre just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet
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If you make a post about evil women, theyāll name a man. If you make a post about evil men, theyāll name women. If you make a post appreciating a specific evil woman, theyāll call you evil
Stop pretending that trans elderly don't exist or are incredibly rare.
No, they did not all die from aids/violence/suicide. We have the data. Most trans people survived. Your trans elders are erased, excluded and isolated. Go find them and have tea with them.
A lot of this is fuelled by the zombie statistic about the mortality of Black trans women being age 30. Which I think got turned intoātrans women are unlikely to live past 35ā somehow.
But no. Not true. Zombie statistic. Pop statistic. Citation canāt be found.
While thereās no evidence to support the statistic, experts do worry that it creates a self-fulfilling prophecy for Black trans women.
YES! THANK YOU! We all gotta get serious about correcting this bullshit every time we see it because telling trans people that they probably don't have a future does very real harm!