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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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d e v o n
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Some sailor moon gifs
Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
Me, 3am: But am I even deserving of love
The Steve Irwin That Lives In My Brain: Crikey, get a look at this art teacher! These are so important to the local area, right, because they create habitat for heaps of vulnerable critters like juvenile nerds, goths, and furries. I love finding these because they often have these great ornamentations that they can use to identify one another. Take a look at the piercings and tattoos, here. Absolutely gorgeous! Let's let this one get back to sleep.
Source | Day 225
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

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dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events
Bob's Burgers but if aired on CN
Everyone wish my husbo a happy birthday today! It's entirely a coincidence this cake idea happened around now lol.
Cake communication based on a suggestion by @anna-neko !
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Snowy window
[image description: a watercolor painting of a window framed by translucent pink curtains. the trees and ground outside are coated in snow. there is a potted plant to one side of the curtains. /end i.d.]
These crafts cannot be folded and are not intended for daily use as rain gear. They are usually placed in courtyards and teahouses as stationary decorations. (cr 竹编遮阳伞)
nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork
jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think
you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering
oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally
For anyone who needed to see her in motion.
We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite
I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair
Chinese netizens found that the Yangsigang Yangtze River Bridge looks just like a portal to another dimension during heavy rains.

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OP: How to fold a paper bat plane with flappable wings (cr到车请故意,唛大叔)
Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here