wei wuxian's foolproof plan of making everyone believe that he is, in fact, not the yiling patriarch:
step 1: pretend to be a gay lunatic (he already was a gay lunatic)
step 2: throw step 1 out of the window as soon as someone disrespects the lan clan (his life-long crush's clan)
step 3: play the flute (the instrument well known as the yiling patriarch's spiritual weapon of choice)
step 4: summon the ghost general (the yiling patriarch's right hand man)
step 5: play a song composed by hanguang-jun that only him and the yiling patriarch have ever heard
step 6: flirt with hanguang-jun (his lifelong crush)




























