SloneKaru

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

By ‘egg producers’, I choose to imagine they mean just a flock of disappointed British birds staring glumly at a phone.

Khemjira Special ep is FINALLY filming!

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...

my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours

one of my (many) big gripes with omegaverse is when they don't give alpha women the ability to impregnate people. "but like.. how would that work?? 😅" these men are having babies from their butt. figure it out and make it work 😑