minute by minute

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

inside you are 2 wolves. one wants to go to bed. one wants to never go to bed.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped