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this audio by @Christopher Tester blew me away but I just had to give a casual reminder that this monologue is delivered by a sentient piece

!!!!!!!!ACOC SAFE HARBOUR SPOILERS!!!!!!!

#a crown of candy #calroy cruller #d20 acoc #dimension 20 #dimension 20 a crown of candy #acoc #brennan lee mulligan

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nerdy-as-heck

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

rubaedo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

acidgirl

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

acidgirl

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

caffedorzo

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

#the walt disney company i have some reservations but tbh i need the money #you know what as a fee for their evil disney should be paying trannies 10k every month i take it back

oliviawebsite

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

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rustpunx

tiktok makes me want to kms sometimes (transmedicalism + transandrophobia. :|)

unimpressiveboyfriend

even if we reduce ourselves to Guys In Shirtpants they will ridicule us. break our your hawaiian shirts. don those crust pants. wear your binder as a crop top. or don’t bind at all. get big circular wire glasses. pair your dysphoria hoodie with booty shorts. rock a skirt or a sundress. dye your hair blue. put on a flower crown. transandrophobes will hate you regardless, don’t try to placate them by assimilating into the monotony of cis male fashion

acet0xy

madohomu

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

bethanydelleman

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

wreegis

there was an incident at work today

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kittensnax

not making this up, one time i was at disney world epcot and i passed by a group of 3 bros, one of which wearing a tie dye shirt that said ⬆️ TRIPPIN on it. they looked like this

rubysapphrald

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

rubysapphrald

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

asteroidtroglodyte

How Food Works: Living Things are machines made up of tiny organic parts. Heterotrophs are Living Things which cannot photosynthesize and must acquire parts and fuel by eating other formerly living things. Human are heterotrophs. Some food tastes better when your body is craving those things, like fats and salts.

How People Think Food Works: eating is both a privilege and a test, and GOD will JUDGE you and SMITE you with UNHOLY FATNESS if you eat the BAD FOODS. girl you have to eat as little as possible because THE DEVIL IS IN THE CARBS but boy get tomahawk steak tomahawk steak tomahawk steak no salad salad has Girl Particles you get fat by eating fat everybody knows that

allthingswhumpyandangsty

getting mad at ao3 for being against censorship and allowing all kinds of dark and fucked up fics to be on their platform is like getting mad at a library for not banning books

tothechaos

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

computationalcalculator

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

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stroebe2

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

tidesandtwilight

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

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