no regrets, coyote!

fat lana gave us chemtrails over the country club and A&W. Ozempic lana gave us Henry come on which should have been called Henry come sleep. If that's not evidence, then tell me what is.

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

It's so fucking infuriating that Trump can make a post comparing transgender people to domestic terrorists and say "we will find you and we will kill you" (verbatim) and aaaaall the news articles in the entire world are busy debating whether he REALLY meant to say that or if its being taken out of CONTEXT or if it can LEGALLY be CONSTRUED as a threat. And meanwhile our actual sisters are being murdered in real time for the crime of *checks notes* doing laundry in public. When will these chucklefucks wake up and realize you're wasting time debating his intentions and all the while the only thing he gives a shit about is whether his most loyal worshippers realize he's just greenlit our public genocide?

liam being introduced to the concept of yaoi is so disgusting he's going to think it has to do with a fanfiction where he's in an age gap vampire teacher/student relationship with a guy he has not talked to in thirty years when in reality it all starts when he gets hit by a car on his morning run in march 2022

life is so hard im literally living mclennon monday to mclennon monday

you really can tell when a mutual just ate some rice.

@boyjoan