Queen of Wands

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

the girl who’s been mentioning love potions a lot lately would like to know if you want anything to drink

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

i have tested positive for tzatziki

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success