plug me in and turn me on / oh, everything is moving

umm well actually i dont really have time to talk today sorry im really busy can i call you back later we can make time tomorrow or next week maybe ill have my secretary call you back [you can clearly hear a mortal kombat all fatalities compilation playing at full volume on the youtubes in the background] thank you. yep i'll talk to you later yeah exactly. bye bye now. yep. bye. CLUNK [sound of me hanging up my chunky 80s plastic landline phone]

if you're of a certain age, a really important thing you'll do in your life is spend a moderate amount of time/money setting up the best way to emulate every single video game made prior to 2006. you'll spend maybe three hours actually playing the games and then forget about the whole experience. for some reason you will do this basically once every five years until you die.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

weezer time

tell me who's that funky dude staring back at me

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*