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Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

Witchy woods 🐞🍄

Please tell me that is because you know who he is and we have reached international coverage on this fiasco please

He's a joke candidate, standing as Independent from main political parties. He used to be one of three people that was Lord Buckethead, but there was disagreements and I think legal disputes, so he split off and became Count Binface instead. He's never won a consituency, or got enough votes to win his deposit back from standing in local elections, but pops up here there and everywhere.

As a joke candidate, he is just there to have a laugh, but also stands for the left and calls out corruption and poor standing from news outlets, other parties, and wherever he sees it.

Currently, to the elation of the nation, he is running in the (unconfirmed) by-election for a constituency ran by the far-right twatface called Nigel Farage.

Good ol Nigel just flagged by his own bank for transfers so large they thought he was laundering money, and it's spiralled into an investigation into his finances that weren't disclosed and are rather dodgy.

He likes to frame himself as a man of the people (he wants to remove us from the ECHR) standing against the Establishment, so concoted a little scheme that has blown up in his face.

He announced he was going to stand down at MP, triggering a by-election. He then announced he was going to run in the by-election, which (if he won) would frame him as a true man of the people, or (if he lost) confirm the Establishment is out to get him.

But he's also (despite his truly abhorrent tan) utterly transparent, and all the major parties squinted at him and went 'aw fuck off Nigel' and refused to send an MP to stand for Clacton (said constituency).

Except.

For Count Binface.

Which has (exactly as intended) ruined our discount-Donald's plans, and turned him into a national joke.

As as our dear anon has said, Farage is now stuck between rock and hard place.

If he loses... he lost to a bin. He lost to a man with a bin on his head. He lost to a man with three (3) three points on his manifesto.

1. Reduce 99p flakes back to 99p.

2. Build one affordable house.

3. Force cyclists that break the Highway Code to ride unicycles as punishment.

If he wins (which he probably will, Claton is very far-right) then he won against a bin. It's not hard.

It is the pinnacle of British politics.

We have never been more united #refuseuk

Count Binface for Clacton!

("Why should the people of Clacton vote for you?"

"Well, I'm not Nigel Farage.")