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i think i was inoculated against mandela effect as a kid because my mom had me on a regimen of actual formative and culturally relevant media, and when it was time to watch Casablanca it was pointed out to me that the movie is consistently MISquoted as "play it again, sam", to the extent that i think we had a local secondhand vinyl store called the same, when that line absolutely does not appear in the film. the line in the film is "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'." there was a woody allen film in 1972 called Play It Again, Sam that cemented the misquote. i watched Casablanca and had this entire series of events explained to me many years before the term 'mandela effect' was invented, it is just a thing humans do because memory is fallible and bullshit is a type of cognitive survival skill.

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

#as a teacher myself he makes me ill#educating students is a beautiful wonderful thing @carhmel