dear forgiveness, i saved a plate for you.

Don't forget the part where they are forced to perform labor. These are slave camps.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

my fave thing that the suspects in columbo will do sometimes is, the first time they talk to him, at some point they'll just be like "well, i'm done talking to you now. bye!" and they just walk off

i like when urbex people refer to something as "forgotten" instead of abandoned bc its like fuckkkkk we forgot about our mineshaft 🤦‍♂️

they stopped using it because they forgot about it

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

What a FASCINATING person

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Do you guys remember the tech billionaire Bryan Johnson who wants to live forever? Well, he has a girlfriend now, and he wants her to live forever too, so he’s using her as a guinea pig for research on the female body. And the best part is that it will almost certainly lead to breakthroughs in women’s health. Because an insane billionaire is funding it to make his girlfriend live forever