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it's actually driving me nuts how underutilized Dukes powers are, I need to read Batman and the Outsiders to see more but like this guy is so crazy powerful and they don't write about it and it's conclusions and consequences!! he can SEE FORWARDS/BACKWARDS IN TIME!! HE CAN SEE SLOW MOTION!! INVISIBILITY! BLENDING INTO SHADOWS AND MAKING LIGHT! SHADOW TELEPORTATION???? my guy if you can fuck with photons you can fuck with the world. the imaginations of these comics writers are so pea brained they just want to keep him in a tiny little box totally unproblematic totally not one of the most powerful guys ever let alone in Gotham, just hey Duke is Also here. anyway

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

now i don't think dick would be like, a drug dealer in the "deals drugs" sense but i do think he would have a cupboard full of every migraine medication known to man and i don't just mean your regular advil extra strength or some bootleg excedrin i'm talking medications you can only find in post-soviet splinter nations and they're not legal there either. bottle of pure phenacetin. jar of something he stole from ra's al ghul he doesn't even know what's in it but it worked when he got that concussion. and if he likes you he lets you have a sample

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies