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Theyâd never told their parents what had happened. Theyâd never told anyone what had happened. Melanie was one hundred percent certain their parents would have believed them, but that was kind of the problem. Their mum would have been just as likely to storm down to Bournemouth, find the door Andy Young had disappeared through, and gone in to do battle with Mister Spider herself. And while Melanie, at the age of eight, had believed Gillian Ng Sims-King to be the fiercest and bravest warrior in the history of the world, she had known that she wouldnât win against something like that. Theyâd already lost their mama and their papa; they hadnât been ready to lose their mum, too.
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I think I was well-served in the long run by having already come to terms with being a freak and an outcast many, many years before I came out as a transsexual.
I heard all these horror stories like "You'll have a hard time finding a job and everyone will think you're a big weirdo and you'll be subject to a panopticon of social scrutiny and face violent bigotry" and I had thought Well all of that stuff is already happening to me anyways so why not, you'll hang for a sheep as well as a lamb
Feels like there's a significant intracommunity divide between those of us who were already living on the outskirts of life and those who see themselves as temporarily embarassed average citizens
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patience my brother (and patience my friend): a TMA fanfic
Read from the beginning on Tumblr || Also on AO3 and my website
Chapter 18: Misplaced Pages
âI still say this term was easier than last term.â
âYouâre just saying that because we read something youâd already read for fun.â
âYou read it, too,â Jon pointed out. Melanie rolled her eyes at him. âAnyway, you beat me in Maths again.â
âOkay, maybe Maths was a bit easier, butââ
Jon stopped dead in the middle of the platform. âDad?â
Their dad rose from one of the benches just outside the station, a wan smile on his face. He was dressed downâfor himâin just a button down shirt and trousers, no tie, which meant he hadnât been seeing clients today. He was clenching something tightly in one hand, and Jon noticed a black strap of some kind wrapped around his wrist several times and leading to whatever he was holding, like he wanted to make extra certain he didnât loseâŚwhatever it was. He held out his arms for them, and the object fell with a jangleâhis keys.
âThere you are,â he said warmly.
Jon and Melanie crossed the platform and hugged him. He hugged them back just as tightly as ever, but Jon couldnât help the slight surge of anxiety. He tried to keep his voice neutral, though. Lately their dad had been a bit quicker to anger than usual, and since they hadnât had a lifetime of keeping ahead of his moods, he wasnât sure what would touch him off. âWhat are you doing here?â
âI was already in Manchester, so I thought we should go out to dinner to celebrate the end of term,â their dad said. He pulled back from the hug, one hand on each of their shoulders, and looked down at them, his smile fading. âAnd, since I know youâre both intelligent enough to work out something is wrong, I need to talk to you about something important, but I thought weâd do it over a nice meal.â
In that moment, Jon knew that whatever was wrong was going to be something that would affect their lives forever. The last time theyâd gone out for a ânice mealâ and a serious discussion had been when the doctors dropped the news that dialysis likely wouldnât keep their mum going long enough for her to get a new kidney even if they found someone willing to directly donate, what with the time it would have taken for compatibility tests to come back, and their mum had made the decision to go on hospice. Mouth suddenly too dry to respond, he simply nodded and, as they walked off the platform with their dadâs arms around their shoulders, reached behind his back to take Melanieâs hand.
She clutched it tightly, which meant she was having the same thoughts.
Jon held his tongue to keep from asking where they were going, since he didnât recognize the route their dad took; he was a bit surprised when they wound up at one of their favorite restaurants in Manchester, one that normally didnât take any time at all to get to from the station. Maybe heâd made reservations for a specific time and was killing time before they got there, although normally he would have said something first. Instead, he simply led them inside and spoke to the hostess on duty, who grabbed three menus and three rolls of silverware and led them to a nice, discreet table in the corner. The restaurant wasnât particularly full this time of day, but it was still nice to have a modicum of privacy.
They ordered drinks and an appetizer, and once the waiter had gone off to fetch them, Melanie leaned forward. âIâm guessing this isnât about work. Or about our schooling. Please tell me itâs one of the aunts.â
âThe aunts?â their dad repeated with a puzzled frown. Suddenly his expression cleared. âOhâin Sheffield. No, theyâre all fine, as far as I know. We should write to them tonight. Theyâd like to hear from you.â
âDid they write back already?â Melanie asked.
Their dad paused in the act of unrolling the silverware. âWrite back?â
âWe posted letters to them Tuesday,â Jon reminded him. âFor Easter, and for Auntie Lizâs birthday.â
âChrist, that was this week,â their dad murmured. He sighed and rubbed his face. âI had completely forgotten.â
âYouâve been doing that a lot lately,â Jon said, not quite under his breath. Melanie kicked his ankle under the table.
âI have,â their dad agreed, which was a surprise. Jon had expected him to vehemently and furiously deny any such thing. âAnd I know Iâve been a bitâŚshort with you both.â
âItâsââ Melanie began.
Their dad held up a hand to stop her. âDonât say itâs all right, Little Moth. It isnât and we all know it. Youâre old enough to deserve to be treated like adults.â
Jon couldnât help but smile. âYouâve always treated us like adults. Or, well, like people, I guess, which isâŚkind of the same thing, honestly.â
Their dad chuckled. âYouâre not wrong about that.â
The waiter came back with their drinks, and they paused the discussion while they gave their orders. Once he had departed for the kitchen, their dad continued. âIt was the temper that was worrying me. The forgetfulness I put down to just trying to keep up with the two of you as you got older, but Iâve never had a temper and it was a bit concerning, especially after I took it out on another barrister. I made an appointment with my doctor, just toâŚrule out any issues. I assumed it would come back as nothing, maybe stress and a bit of grief combining to finally boil over, and Iâd just wind up seeing a therapist.â
Part of Jon was tempted to ask when he was going to start therapy. The bigger part of him, the part that was reading ahead in the Psychology textbooks, knew better. âSoâŚwhat did the doctor say?â
Their dad was quiet for several moments. Finally, he spoke softly. âWeâre notâŚentirely certain. There are a few more tests still yet to come back. But the preliminary diagnosis is some form of dementia.â
Melanie stared at him. âDementia? Like Alzheimerâs? Youâre not old enough for that!â
âThereâs an early onset type that can run in families, but I donât think thatâs it,â their dad said, which was less reassuring than it could have been. âItâs possible, though. My mother officially died of pneumonia, but, well, she had dementia as well, which is how she got caught out in a rainstorm without her coat and hat in the middle of winter. Thatâs one of the things theyâre testing forâAlzheimerâsâbut it could be any number of genetic factors. Or it could just be bad luck.â
Jon bit his lip. Several questions crowded his brain, but he tried to think rationally. âSo whatâs the plan, then?â
âWell, thatâs part of what I wanted to talk to you two about,â their dad said seriously. âYouâre adultsâwell, practically adultsâyouâre certainly mature. And youâre my closest family. Iâm not asking either of you to be responsible for meânone of us are ready for thatâbut I would like you both to participate in the care planning. I want you to be part of the conversations around treatment and care. If youâre up for that.â
âDad, of course,â Melanie said swiftly.
Jon nodded seriously. âWe couldnât help with Mum, butâŚwe want to help you. And itâs best if we understand, right?â
âRight.â Their dad smiled. âI knew I could count on you two.â
The conversation turned to other matters, and they actually managed to have quite a nice meal. Their dad was encouraging about their end of term marks, and he shared a few details about what heâd been working on around his appointments. Jon could almost have fooled himself that it was just any old ordinary night out for dinner with his family, except for two things. First, their dad forgot where he was three more times over the course of the conversation. And second, Melanieâs expression every time he did got a little more scared.
âWho wants to practice their driving on the way home?â their dad asked brightly as they exited the restaurant.
Jon exchanged a glance with Melanie. Both of them realized that it was almost certainly because he didnât feel confident in his ability to drive home. Since Melanie didnât look like she was in any shape to follow the rules of the roadâand their dad either wouldnât say anything or would explode at her, which would make her yell back and make him start yelling at both of themâJon held out his hand. âI will.â
Their dad fished the lanyard with the keys out of his pocket and handed them to Jon, who led the way to the car. If the Harlequin ever gave up the ghost, he mused, their dad would never be able to find their car again. Melanie climbed into the backseat without protest, and Jon tried to concentrate on the lessons heâd been taught as he carefully backed out of the parking space and onto the streets. Heâd always had a fairly good sense of direction, so he was able to maneuver them the relatively short drive home without too much trouble.
As he pulled into the driveway and switched the car off, Melanie spoke, in a quiet, carefully controlled sort of voice. âDad?â
âYes, Little Moth?â Their dad twisted around to look at her with a faint smile on his face.
âAre Jon and I going to need to be tested forâŚwhatever it is youâve got too?â
Jon had to confess that that exact question had been worrying him most of the evening. Their dadâs face grew serious immediately. âYes. If this comes back as a genetic condition, I am going to insist both of you be screened for it. In the first place, at least one of them might show up even earlier in successive generations, so if you did get it you need to be prepared. And in the second place, thereâs always a chance you could pass it on to your own children, and I want you both to know thatâs a possibility before you start considering it.â
Jon bit his lip and glanced over his shoulder at Melanie, then turned back to their dad. âDad, IâmâŚyou and Mum adopted me, remember?â
âI remember,â their dad said, patting Jonâs hand. At least he didnât look annoyed or upset at the reminder. âButâŚwell, you might as well know now. Thereâs a chance you and Melanie share the same paternity after all. Your mothers and your papa and I were, wellâŚmaybe you donât need that many details, but I think you get the picture. You could both be mine. Or you could both be Paulâs. Itâs why we were always so adamantly against having you tested for compatibility to donate a kidney to your mum. Not just because you were really too young, but because we were never sure what Mabel Sims would do, or try to do, if she found out.â
It was probably the first time he hadnât called her your grandmother, and something in Jon relaxed, even as it conflicted with the new tension from this revelation. âIsnât it more likely that, if weâreâŚI mean, Iâve got Papaâs eyes. The color at least.â
âMy da had green eyes, too,â their dad said gently. âI agree that itâs more likely, but, well, Iâd rather be safe than sorry, so if anything comes back as hereditary, weâre getting you both checked. And since Iâm on the birth certificate, nobody will think twice about it.â He unfastened his seatbelt. âCome on, letâs go inside before the cats figure out how to work the oven.â
Jon hung the keys carefully on the designated hook, doubling up the lanyard so Skimbleshanks wouldnât try and play with it. Melanie went to the kitchen to feed the cats, while their dad collapsed onto the sofa with a sigh. Jon started for their room, hesitated, then turned back. âDad, do you mind if I practice piano for a bit?â
Their dad opened his eyes wide and stared at him. âOf course not! Why would I mind? Donât answer that,â he added, holding up a hand. Either heâd seen something in Jonâs face or heâd guessed from their earlier conversations. âGo ahead, Little Flame. Iâd love to hear you. Itâs been a while.â
Jon and Melanie had both taken lessons when they were small, and Jon had continued on up until the previous year when heâd needed more time free to study, but he hadnât played much since then. Partly due to time constraints, mostly due to their dad irritably shouting for him to knock off that racket. Tonight, though, he needed the calm of routine.
Scales, arpeggios, rhythm exercisesâJon went through his usual warm up and fundamentals, then pulled out the sheet music for the Chopin piece heâd been working on when heâd stopped taking lessons. He wasnât exactly going to be playing at the Albert Hall anytime soon, but he did all right, or so heâd always been told. Anyway, wasnât like anyone was going to be critiquing him. So he played. He stopped and started, went over a few passages to be sure he was getting the rhythms down, but then he went back to the beginning and managed to play through the entire first movement in one go without his tempo altering.
âYour mothers would be proud of you,â their dad said when he had finished. âI know I am.â
Jon couldnât help but smile. He definitely felt more centered than when heâd sat down. âThanks, Dad.â
Melanie pulled out the Parcheesi board and they played three rounds before having hot cocoa and biscuits, like they usually did at end of term. Melanie spent a long time in the shower when they went to bed, and when she came out, Jon was sitting up in bed trying to interest himself in a book their English Literature teacher had said he would enjoy. The opening pages were dry as dust and he hoped it got better, but he wasnât so stubborn that he bothered pretending to be annoyed when Melanie tugged at the top of the book to lay it on his lap out of his way.
âItâs bad, right?â she said quietly. âThis is bad? Iâm not just making things worse in my head because Iâm associating dementia with old people and assuming that means heâs going to die?â
Jon sighed and set the book on his nightstand. âItâs bad. Maybe not âheâs going to die tomorrowâ bad, but definitely âweâre going to have to take care of him long before we thought we mightâ bad.â
âWeâll have to look into universities closer to home. Heâll never let us not go.â
âHe also wonât let us give up on a good school just to stay close. I think he still feels bad we didnât do Eton and Harrogate.â
Melanie grunted, then grunted again as Cosy, who was getting extremely fat these days, jumped onto the bed and walked over her lap to her accustomed spot. Paddiwack, slim as ever, followed, and the two cats curled up together as they always did, Cosy with her back against Jonâs hip and Paddiwack with his against Melanieâs. Jon stroked Cosyâs silky head. âWell, at least we know heâs not too terribly bad.â
âWhat do youâoh. Because sheâs in here with us still.â Melanie pet Cosy, too, then rubbed Paddiwack in the spot under his jaw he liked and was rewarded with purrs that practically shook the bed. âI remember. Whenever Mum was sick, sheâd sleep with her, and she was there all the time atâŚat the end.â
Jon nodded. âAndâŚyou know, heâs young, and heâs strong. Heâs probably got ages yet. And maybe now that they caught it early they canâŚat least slow it down.â
Melanie sighed. âMaybe weâll get lucky and itâll be something reversible.â
Despite himself, Jon sighed, too. âWhen have we ever been that lucky?â
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still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.
inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:
what's "your" shakespeare play?
hamlet
macbeth
the tempest
merchant of venice
midsummer night's dream
twelfth night
richard iii
othello
julius caesar
king lear
another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)
i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag
Thanks @leatafandom for the tag! Get to know me, and then tag 10 followers you'd like to get to know better!
Last song: Liverpool Judies (Live) - The Corries
Currently watching: Trying to get through all of Game Changer on Dropout, keep not having time
Currently reading: Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle (yes, still)
Current obsession: The Magnus Archives for the 312th straight week
Currently working on: Ficwise, I'm mostly working on patience, with occasional side-dabbling into an AU that may or may not be a oneshot where Jon goes to Martin after Leitner's murder; craftwise, desperately trying to finish a secret project for Realms of Peril & Glory's fifth anniversary this month
Currently wearing: A green and white polo shirt I inherited from an old family friend, the jeans I hemmed with quilting fabric, belt, ace spinner ring (with eyes all over it)
Last thing I looked up: The name of Linnett Ridgeway's English trustee in Death on the Nile (long story)
Favorite flower: Either the American Beauty rose (iykyk) or lilacs (iykyk)
Tagged by @drowninginredink to shuffle the On Repeat/Replay Mix Playlist and post the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people (But i prolly wont get to ten)
BUTCHER VANITY
Cutie Mew Mew Magic
Convergence
100 Epitaphs
Occam's Razor
Strike 3
Stardust Pharmacy (FEM&M Remix)
Parties Are For Losers
Punch It, Punk
Comfort Zone
So. 7/10 are Parties Are For Losers. Which. Has been the last like 2 months for me. And then like, the two other trans songs that were new around that time frame, and Butcher Vanity. I am one of the trans women of all time.
um @thedaygoesupinflames (mostly cus you gotta look at how lucky i was with the pafl) @pizzaronipasta @toytulini @dragon-mantis @staledirt-87 @avocets-portrait
Maybe cheating a little, but...well, Bandcamp doesn't really do an "on repeat" thing like some sites do, but I've been listening to nothing but this playlist on repeat for the last, like...month, so let's shuffle that and see what happens!
Soar - Kadence
Boreas - The Oh Hellos
Sirens - The Mechanisms
Here Is the Chorus - Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer
Dance in a Circle - Alexander James Adams
Ragnarok II: The Calling - The Mechanisms
Down Under the Mountain - Gravesend Weavers
Cup of Tea - Kadence
Stay Right Here - Kadence
Love, Appalachia - Jacob Danielsen-Moore
(Hilarious to me that this includes three out of the four Kadence songs on my playlist, but - crucially - NOT the one that is my absolute favorite from this album. Although they're all amazing.)
Tagging (no pressure) @fridayyy-13th, @jaz--hands, @blasphemous-lies-and-deceit, @leatafandom, and anyone else who wants to play!
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patience my brother (and patience my friend): a TMA fanfic
Read from the beginning on Tumblr || Also on AO3 and my website
Chapter 17: A Flip of the Coin
The sun was shining its arse off.
That was a good thing, Melanie reflected; it meant they didnât have to walk in the rain. She was also hoping it boded well. It wasnât necessarily that sunshine automatically meant things would turn out rightâsome of the worst days in her life had been perfectly nice weatherâbut it did feel like rainy days portended bad news. And considering today was the day that her entire future hinged on, the more omens were on her sideâor at least not totally against herâthe better.
âStop worrying,â Jon said, through a mouthful of foam. He spat the toothpaste into the washbasin and added, âYouâre going to be fine.â
Melanie scoffed as she swiped the lipstick over her bottom lip. âEasy for you to say. Youâve read the whole library.â She set the tube on Jonâs half of the counter and reached for the eyeliner.
Jon snatched the tube up and leaned closer to the mirror. âFirst of all, I have not. Second of all, that just means I have more information to get muddled up, and third of all, at least you could have that ruler Mrs McDowell gave you to help you fix the lines in place. I would have failed the maths exam completely if theyâd taped my hand to the desk. As it is, I might scrape together a few points for basic addition.â
âYouâre not that bad at maths.â
âAnd youâre not that bad at English. Quit borrowing trouble. Whatâs the worst that could happen?â
Melanie groaned. âDid you have to say that?â
It had been, by most metrics, a blissful summer, the second they hadnât had to go to Bournemouth. Instead they had gone to Sheffieldâinitially just for a week, but their dadâs cousin Linda had rung up while they were visiting with the news that sheâd somehow managed to get tickets to not only some of the first weekâs events of the Olympics but the opening ceremony itself, and when all of her aunts had declined for one reason or another (Melanie suspected at least some of it was put on) had asked and obtained permission to take them along. It had been their first time flying, their first time out of the country, and their first time discovering just how much fun Cousin Linda was when her aunts werenât around. Sheâd dragged themâwell, not really dragged, both Jon and Melanie had been eager to goâto a few different museums in between games, and even taken them to the dig she was working on, and Uncle Edmond had taken all of them to what he swore was the best taverna in all of Greece. Melanie had no reason to doubt him. Theyâd hated having to leave, and felt bad about Uncle Edmund not being able to stay longer, but heâd assured them that he had to get back to work as well, since he wouldnât be retiring until the end of the year.
Theyâd been back for about a week and a half, and theyâd spent most of it chasing one another around town on their bicycles, fencing in the park using sticks and dubious techniques, and arguing over things like if trees could dream and whether cheese tasted yellow. It had been, in Melanieâs opinion, a wonderful excuse to just shut her brain off and not think, about anything at all, let alone anything serious. But today was the day, and not thinking was no longer an option.
At least there wasnât any kind of dress code. Some people, she knew, would dress up for this, othersâŚwouldnât. Melanie had opted for walking the line between comfort and confidence and donned a pair of low waisted jeans sheâd embroidered with Auntie Lizâs help, a bright pink midriff shirt with a glittery heart in the middle, and the oversized denim jacket their dad promised sheâd grow into that sheâd begun adding patches to, and was currently trying, with limited success, to get the hang of winging her eyeliner. Jon, beside her, wore the shirt heâd got in Athens, a pair of artfully ripped jeans, and his jacket to match hers, except that hers was a light stone and his was a dark charcoal. The lipstick suited his skin tone better than it did Melanieâs. Both of them had gelled their hair into spikes, and that particular hairstyleâŚwell, it didnât really suit either of them, honestly, but it at least looked a little better on Melanie.
âI think I might cut my hair shorter before school starts,â she said distractedly, trying to get the left eye to match the right. âAssuming Iâm going.â
âOf course youâre going. Youâre not going to fail.â Jon tilted his chin briefly to examine in the mirror, then turned to face her fully with a mischievous smirk. âAnyway, Iâll be going, and whereââ
âYeah, yeah. Shut up,â Melanie grumbled, without heat.
They finished their morning ablutionsâthat had been one of the vocabulary words on their exams, and Melanie had liked it a lotâlaced up their shoes, and headed to the living room. Cosy was prowling around restlessly, going back and forth between the living room and the door to the dining room; Paddiwack, who was, like his namesake, a heartthrob and a bit of a snob and had never been one to indulge in kittenish playing, was nevertheless engaged in a wrestling match with Skimbleshanks behind the partial wall separating the living room and the utility closet. Their dad was turning up the sofa cushions.
âDad?â Melanie said, frowning slightly.
Their dad paused, looking up. âOhâhello, Little Moth.â His glasses, which had somehow been knocked askew upwards, dropped down and settled into place on his nose. âHave you seen my car keys? I swear I left them by the door.â
âNo, not since last night.â Their dad had taken them out to practice their driving for a bit, but he always hung the keys on the rack by the door. Melanie could see at a glance they werenât there, though. âHere, let me help you look.â
Jon glanced at Cosy with a slight frown. âIâll help in a minuteâŚDad, did you feed the cats this morning?â
âYes. That is, I thought I had. I didnât check their water bowl, though.â
âRight, let me do that and then Iâll help.â Jon disappeared into the kitchen.
Melanie dropped to her knees, on the grounds that her jeans could stand it more than the knees of their dadâs suit trousers, and peered under the sideboard. It wasnât impossible for Skimbleshanks, in a fit of mischief, to have jumped up on the top and batted the keys off the hookâit would be difficult, certainly, because their mum had definitely purchased a set of hooks with a deep curve to deter such mischief, but not impossibleâand there was enough of a gap behind it that it might have fallen under. Her efforts were in vain, however. Nor were the keys under the sofa, the bookshelf, or the piano.
She got up and brushed off her knees. âMaybe Skimbles ran off with them?â
Their dad frowned. âWhy should he have done that?â
âTheyâre shiny.â It was a weak argument and Melanie knew it, but it was the only thing she could come up with in the moment. âWho knows what goes on in that catâs mind?â
âI suppose,â their dad said slowly. He turned around at the sound of footsteps. âWas it water Cosy was wanting?â
âThe water bowl was fine,â Jon said. He stood in the doorway with two oranges held in one hand and something in the other, which flashed and gave a soft clink as it swung free when he held it up. It was the ring of keys.
âOh, there they are!â Their dad laughed, holding out his hand. Jon tossed them with an easy underhand throw, and their dad caught it fairly easily. âI must have set them on the kitchen counter when I fed the cats. Thank you, Little Flame.â He flicked through the keys and took hold of the one for the car. âSo, what adventure are you two off on today?â
Jon tossed one of the oranges, less gently, at Melanie. She caught it with one hand and a defiant smirk, which he returned. âHeading off to the schoolâŚyou want to take the train or bike?â
"Train,â Melanie said firmly. It was easier for them to talk that way, and would make it easier to bringâŚthingsâŚhome with them.
A look of confusion crossed their dadâs face. âSurely it canât be time for you to go back to school yet. And on a Thursday?â
âNot quite yet.â Jon raised himself up on his toesâhe hadnât hit his final growth spurt yetâjust enough to press a quick kiss to their dadâs cheek. âItâs Results Day.â
Melanie raised on her own toesâshe and Jon had somehow managed to match each other inch for inch the entire time theyâd been growing upâand pressed a kiss to his other cheek. âWish us luck.â
âLuck?â Their dad scoffed and ruffled their hair affectionately. Melanie tried not to wince at the press of the keys into her scalp. âMy children donât need luck. Get on with you.â
Out of habit, both of them jumped up slightly to swat the Thorn Valley sign and set it swinging before skipping off down the path. Their dad waved to them from where he was getting in the car; they waved back, then headed off. As they rounded the corner, Melanie elbowed Jon. âHow cold was the kitchen? Felt like he was pressing a block of ice on my head.â
âNot very. The keys were in the fridge.â Jon shrugged at Melanieâs incredulous look. âHe must have dropped them when he was making himself breakfast.â
âI guess.â Something niggled unsettlingly in the back of Melanieâs mind, but it was quickly eclipsed by worries about her marks as she slid a thumbnail into the peel of the orange.
There were a fair number of other teenagers on the train, unsurprising given the circumstances, and it took them a bit to find seats. When they did settle down, Jon said, âCan you imagine what this would be like if I had gone to Eton?â
âI wouldnât have got through secondary school, thatâs for certain,â Melanie said. âEven if Iâd gone to Harrogate. And weâd still be in both places.â She pulled a face. âI know I should want to goâŚâ
âDo you?â
âNo. If Iâm going anywhere, Iâm going to Stockport with you, like we talked about. And anyway, do I really have the right?â
âAs much as I do to go to Eton,â Jon pointed out. Melanie grunted. âHave you decided what you might want to study?â
Melanie kicked at the seat idly. âI had a look at that catalog Mr Crewe gave us, andâŚIâve been thinking. I know we talked about, like, getting a job at some ivory tower think tank to study the paranormalââ
âOnly because we couldnât think of anything else.â
âYeah, but I did. You know that show that pops up every Halloween, the one where they go to different places and look into ghost stories and urban ledges and that sort of thing?â Melanie grinned at the look on Jonâs face as the same thought that had occurred to her dawned on him. âWe could do that, right? Get a crew together, seek out some ghostsâŚand, you know, if one of us has a degree in things that go bump in the night, maybe we can still do research intoâŚthingsâŚand figure out how to stop them. But we need money to do that. So I thought Iâd look into a degree in Media and learn how to do it properly.â
Jon kissed her cheek. âYouâre brilliant.â
Marple wasnât far awayâjust a couple stops down the lineâand every teenager still remaining on the train swarmed off when it stopped. None of the adults, few as they were, seemed to mind; in fact, one gentleman even lowered his newspaper to wish them luck as they departed. Jon craned his neck as they joined the throng stepping out of the station, then waved. âSam! Hi, Sam, how are you feeling?â
Melanie turned with a smile. She liked Samânot like that, but at least to talk to. He was a bit of an outcast like they were, and for many of the same reasons, more of a loner, with a dry sense of humor that appealed to her, and he was the only person who could consistently keep up with Jon academically. He was also possibly the most obsessively neurotic, perfectionist person in the entirety of Greater Manchesterâs Year Eleven by dint of being desperate to make his parents proud, so he was probably an absolute mess.
Sure enough, he looked not only like he was about to be sick, but like he had probably been sick several times in the bushes. âLike crap. Hi, Jon. Hi, Melanie.â
Melanie fished a tin of mints out of the recesses of her jacket and offered them to Sam; he took two. âYouâre going to be fine.â
âBut what if Iâm not?â Sam fretted. âWhat if I got so nervous during exams that I failed them all? My parents will never forgive me.â
âAnd if the sky falls down, weâll all catch larks,â Melanie said lightly, like she hadnât been worrying about her exams just as much. âDonât worry so much, Sam. SĂ i wÄng shÄŤ mÇ.â
âEasy for you to say,â Sam said, but his lips did at least quirk upwards in a slight smile.
âOnly because sheâs practiced it most of her life,â Jon said, drawing a laugh out of both of them. âLook. Letâs make a bet of it. Five pounds says you got more A-starred than I did.â
Sam pursed his lips. âAnd if we get the same number?â
âThen I pay you both,â Melanie interjected. âWe all know Iâll be lucky to get one.â
âOh, thatâs not a safe bet at all. Five pounds you got at least three.â Sam nudged her lightly. âFine. Youâre both on. Letâs go before I lose my nerve.â
âRight. Morituri te salutamus.â
Jon threw his arm around Melanieâs shoulder and hooked the other through Samâs. âSounds like you probably did pretty well on your Latin paper.â
They werenât the only ones going together. There were pairsâsiblings and romanticâclusters of friends, and a group of the boys in the rugby club that could only be described as a âpackâ who were hyping each other up. But there were also a few solos, people walking towards the schools while wringing their hands or clutching good luck talismans or pretending they didnât care. Melanie snagged Sophie as they passed her, since she looked like she was about to bolt and refuse to even go, and Cedric attached himself to their group of his own accord while pretending it was just a coincidence. Jon waved to Mason as they passed him, but he didnât really notice, too focused on counting the beads of his rosary as he murmured a prayer to whatever saint he thought might help him out.
âItâs good to know Iâm not the only one nervous,â Sam admitted, looking at Mason over his shoulder as they passed. âI wish I thought there was something out there listening that could help.â
Jon and Melanie exchanged glances, and she knew he was thinking the same thing as her: there was plenty out there, and some of it was likely listening, but it wasnât likely to be helpful.
They werenât the first ones to make it to the school, but neither would they be the last. There were a few clumps of students in the bus ports and on the road ringing the building, some yelling with excitement over results and others clearly hyping themselves up to go up the stairs. Melanie had to practically drag Sophie through the double doors, where they threaded through yet more students excitedly yelling about results before they reached the gymnasium, where they had been told to report. There were tables lining the room, each with a letter or set of letters over them. Jon glanced up at them, then turned to the others. âGuess they split them by last name.â
Sam nodded, looking a little sick. âMeet out front to take a look?â
âSee you in a few.â Melanie knocked her fist against Samâs, then Cedricâs, then gave Sophie a quick hug before following Jon over to the table labeled S.
Unsurprisingly, there was a longer line, but Melanie finally got to the front and was able to show her ID to the teacher, who marked her name off on the list and handed her an envelope. Melanie smiled her thanks, waited for Jon to get his, and headed back out front.
Sam and Sophie were already there, both of them looking sick. Melanie joined them. âDo we wait for Cedric or just go ahead?â
âWe promised,â Jon reminded her. Melanie rolled her eyes. âHe was almost to the front when we were coming out, it shouldnât be too muchââ
âItâs so not fair that there are more last names starting with M than there are anyone else. I mean, come on, shouldnât there at least be a good number of S names?â Cedric complained, stomping towards them.
ââlonger,â Jon finished. Melanie giggled. âRight. Count of three?â
âNo, letâs take turns,â Cedric said. âThat way we can celebrate together. And you two can go last.â He ripped open his envelope before the others could say anything and pulled out his results, then scanned the sheaf of papers quickly. âNot bad, at least for me. All Bs. Go on, Melanie, you next.â
âWhy me?â Melanie grumbled, even as she tore open the envelope.
âBecause youâre more likely to have grades closer to mine.â
Jon glared at Cedric for that. Melanie ignored him in favor of pulling out her results and scanning them. âHey, pretty good! Three As andâholy shit.â
âWhat?â Cedric demanded.
Instead of answering, Melanie tucked the paper under her arm to secure it, fished out her wallet, and extracted a five pound note sheâd meant for a cup of tea or something after getting the results. She handed it to Sam. âYou win. Three A-starred.â
âI knew you could do it.â Sam grinned at her. Jon gave her an excited hug, and she caught her papers before hugging him back.
Sophie opened her own papers and studied them. âHey, me, too! Well, almost. Three A-starred and four As.â
âDoes she get five pounds?â
âShut up, Cedric.â Melanie looked from Jon to Sam and back. âWell? Go on, you two. Letâs see who wins your bet.â
They both tore the envelopes open at the same time, but Sam got his papers out first and scanned them. He gave a shaky exhale of relief. âSeven A-starred!â
Jon looked at his and let out a crow of delight. âNine!â
Melanie tackled him in a tight hug as Sam, grinning even wider somehow, handed Jon the note she had just given him before joining the hug. Cedric and Sophie jumped in, tooâthey werenât close like that, but this was a special occasion and emotions were running high. There was a click and a flash as someone, probably one of the local reporters, took a picture of them all celebrating, and Melanie couldnât help but think it was a perfect start to a shining new future.
to be clear, i am referring to any type of sewing which you can do confidently enough to perform basic repair or construction of a garment. if you can comfortably sew a patch onto a pair of pants, or put together a simple item using fabric and thread, that is enough for this poll. i'm curious how many people have basic needle skills, as someone who was never taught but whose life has been completely changed by learning!