well i wish stalin was MY mom

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

*while comptopping* ohhh you've been a nasty little man haven't you. you stupid little piece of shit. *tries to do that thing from action movies where i grab onto the head with both hands and press my thumbs into the eyes*

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

Americans were so scared of Russian interference but they forgot about the real threat, Bosnia and Hercegovina

in 2026 let’s start actually noticing and taking seriously the true scale and impact of jkrs transmisogyny and how she’s been funneling decades of royalties and ip owner cash directly into anti trans lobbying thats been making the uk hell while gradually worsening conditions elsewhere through impacting the zeitgeist

Pikmin from the Pikmin’s pov is incredibly funny. Imagine you’re in a small group of people in the woods and you’re on the verge of starvation when all of a sudden Bigfoot comes out of the trees and gives you food in exchange for helping him collect some giant scrap in the woods. He can speak a couple of words like “follow me” and “get that”, but otherwise he’s incomprehensible and his main way of keeping you safe from predators is either by throwing you at them or beating the shit out of them with his bare hands. It’s a really weird situation for all of you but hey you’re getting fed and at least it’ll make for a really entertaining story if anyone believes you. You help Bigfoot rebuild his giant house that can fly, and once you’ve gotten all of his pieces he waves goodbye and leaves in said giant house. You assume he’s gone forever, and move on with your life with fond memories of your brief time under Bigfoot’s leadership. A couple days later, he comes back. You know who’s with him? Another Bigfoot. I’d lose my mind.

my name is Dolly Fallover and I live on the Floor

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

sometimes your friend group has entire arcs without you hearing a word of it

God I really cannot express how much I despise the UK government for their impending social media ban for under-16s

I will put the “force” back in “forcefem”, by—you guessed it—

VOTING!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!

As part of the Memorandum of understanding between Iran and the US, Iran demanded that a B-52 bomber crash and explode, killing everyone inside it.