😌✨️suffer. seethe. cope✨️😌

Look if everything's poison then I'm gonna stop letting poison dictate my life at this point, you wanna go have some of that stuff they make for rats with me

Making cocktails with all the cool drinks under the sink

@gearholder Alphys is flying too close the sun.

An idiot who also doesn’t bring pain and suffering to the dearly departed.

It is a scientist’s moral task to push the boundaries of possibility as far as it’ll go. Fucking a robot is relatively tame.

And besides, what kind of idiot would make a robot you can’t fuck?

the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.

does anyone have that picture of the mlm couple kissing with a wlw couple kissing on their shoulders I can’t find it

never mind I found it and it’s still adorable

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

Okay I didn’t need my eyes to have a resonation frequency but thanks for that, science

A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.

I was thinking they're like the guys the main character of a fairy tale would pick up that help him overcome some ridiculous challenges later

here's a trick for getting this stain out. did you know you can make that dish in batches and it freezes great? that's actually really easy to fix, you only need a screwdriver and a replacement hinge. I can show you if you want. I can't buy you a new one, but maybe this will help. maybe the info will serve you one day. most people don't realize you can ask for a discount on those types of purchases, did you know? here's how I would try. maybe this will save you a little money. I don't have anything else to offer you. I hope it's enough. it's not much, but this'll balance the flavor and make cheap taste fantastic, it's crazy right? I wish I had more to give you. I've heard of that before, here's what someone I know tried. maybe that'll save you some time and worry. you can buy that part and do it yourself, let me take a look. here's what I would do. let's give it a shot. it's ugly, but it works. I hope that fixes it. I hope I made things easier for you.

can you hear the "I love you" between every sentence? if you listen closely, it's repeating over and over and over, every time you keep trying, owing your life a thousand times over to the ones who came before, to the ones surviving alongside you. keep trying, I love you, I hope this helps, I love you, we'll find a way, i love you. in the heartbeats of silence, I love you. there's nothing else I can give you, I love you. this is all I have. I love you.

it is really weird what like. 4 years perspective on something you believed fully to your core will do

YO???!?!?!??