Malfunctioning Malewife

remember when garak had to invent a normalsona on the spot and he named himself "kamar." hey im just a normal guy. what's my name? uhhhh Votka Tonik. get the fuck outta here man

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And sometimes, with DS9, the A plot is about the hot sauce and the B plot is about the moral complexities, and I love it either way round.

“I asked chatGPT” well I asked Garak and he lied but it was fun

I think that Garak is nonbinary in the way that in his head, he's too old to be nonbinary so he's just kind of a fag

“Uhura never had another name during the series. One of the fan writers wrote “Upenda” - which means “peace” in Swahili, I understand — not officially, but in some of their fan writings. And it sort of took hold. But when they were going to do the official history of Star Trek in a published book, the writer called Gene and asked him was “Uhura” her first name or her last name? Gene said, “Well, Nichelle and I never decided.” We always leaned towards it being her last name because it’s taken from the Swahili “uhuru” which means freedom. So it would sort of be like the same as “Freeman.” So he said, “You can make it her last name.” The writer said, “What about her first name? I’ve come up with one in Swahili. It’s Nyota.” Gene said, “I can’t give you that permission because Nichelle and I named her together, and she has rights to that, so you’ll have to call her and get her permission.” So he gave him my number, and he called me and I laughed and was delighted. He said, “I have a name and it’s Nyota.” I said, “That’s quite beautiful. What does it mean?” He said, “It means ‘star’.” I said, “You can have my permission!” So I have since said that her name is Nyota Upenda Uhura, which would mean a free-floating star: “star of freedom and peace”. I like that.”    — NICHELLE NICHOLS

Data voice: "It is not in the nature of my hips to deceive."

Ds9 s7 rewrite where the dax symbiont doesnt show signs of dying after being removed from jadzia so they just keep the worm around as a pet. Julian walks around with it in a satchel and feeds it silk cut purple 100s. When sisko is unavailable it still captains the defiant btw. Sits on the captains chair and everything. SOPPING wet

@garaks-padded-cell

I am certain Julian Bashir cannot cook. He’s like one of those college kids that never really learned how to make anything other than sort of passable scrambled eggs and blue box mac and cheese. It doesn’t matter because, replicators, but it does mean he is added to the list of people Sisko is horrified by that don’t know how to make anything of substance.

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

much to consider. thank you.

voyager karaoke night RUINED every time harry goes on a date because tom gets sloppy drunk and sings the worst version of mr brightside anyone’s ever heard

I miss old television with random filler episodes they really just made data and dr crusher tap dance for no plot reason for like five minutes😭😭