All Admirals Are Bastards

*☆. the Vorta + angry .✧°

ID: Eight gifs from DS9, showing close-ups of different Vorta being angry. Gifs in order: Yelgrun is shouting while Gelnon is quiet but wide-eyed. Keevan is yelling as he lies down, and Weyoun 5 turns around with an angry look upwards. Luaran smiles like she’s hiding her anger while Deyos shows his irritation. Kilana raises a tense eyebrow and Borath raises his voice before putting on a small smile. End ID.

Here’s five minutes and twenty three seconds of the Great Frakes in a Riker blooper reel I compiled (from all tf over)

Plot-induced layer loss, if you will.

In the beginning? Crispy and clean. Full duty uniform. All zippers up. Concerned about the Borg invasion but everything's fine.

But then, one layer sheds. The Captain's Vest of Impending Peril™️ arrives. Still crisp and clean with perceived control of the situation. When you've got Data and Worf with disrupter rifles flanking you, everything's (mostly) fine.

Bad things happen. Everyone scrambles. Data gets kidnapped. Sassy civilians wave phasers around. So thus we see the first signs of deterioration: open vest, slightly unzipped shirt, and the first sheen o' sweat.

But then... even worse. Captain Ahab has to confront his trauma and smash glass. Auto destruct sequence initiated. Worf gets called a coward.... things are a mess. Vest? Gone. Now it's just the sweaty red-shirt of doom and it's rapidly sinking zipper.

Then bam. Borg steal the red shirt. It's now total tank-top dishevelment. Biceps? Out. Sweat? Everywhere. Borg queen neck? Snapped. Data's face? Patchy. The Enterprise? Saved.

Luckily, we circle back to the crispy jacket with all zippers secured, no sweat, and both the future and past are undefiled by Borg shenanigans.

Yeah, I mean, he is a dork, for sure. But he's my dork.

Star Trek The Next Generation "Skin of Evil"

Bonus, mid-conversation fall:

I GUESS I NEVER HAD MUCH USE FOR MY IMAGINATION