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oh well ! nothing a blunt and a paw job and 3 or 4 glasses of wine and 2 pawjobs and a kiss and a glass of warm milk and a paw job and and bei ng cuddled and a pawjob and a blowjob wont fix

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

ID: a digital drawing of a man in scrubs sitting on a wheeled stool, serenely smiling with his elbow on a rolling cart, where a tablet is flipped open to show an approximation of the Lord Farquaad screensaver. end ID

Reblogging this bc it’s making rounds again

i feel bad for all the prudes out there who dont kiss their sisters

like why even bother if ur not gonna kiss ur big sister

this post is about trans women btw

apparently it's worth mentioning i worked in a lot of shelters and was a dog trainer for a couple years

somehow it didnt even occur to me that dog girls would be super into that and i happen to be super into dog girls

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

Men sitting at square one since the dawn of time

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

I didn’t get the impression that this was meant to be funny. I thought it was just showing one of the impacts.

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