The Void Is Infinite

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

all i will speak of on that divorced man poll is that not once does asgore stick a gun in his mouth

godddddd i need more components for computer

capacitor?

you want capacitor?

you want fucking capacitor?

componence

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

i sent this to my bf and told him we need to get this bed so every night we can get in with a squelch and a slop and he told me that we're going to get a divorce if I buy that

People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode