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“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

I mean if we got Ulysses 31 to work in the 80s I have no reason why this can't and shouldn't happen

IDK maybe this is a me thing but if I had planned a revenge murder on a train and then at the last minute a celebrity homicide detective was booked in the last cabin I would simply not go ahead with the murder.

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

I’m always saying stuff like iirc and afaik because I’m humble and open to being corrected 

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

I think they're talking about September 11th, 2001 when Taylor Swift hijacked that commercial airplane full of civilians and flew it directly into the World Trade Center

fucked up that some of my earliest childhood memories are realizing I'm not allowed to like certain things anymore because they're too girly and I'd be bullied

my favorite color has always been pink but for most of my life I have lied and said red because that's a nice masculine color and I can't let it slip that I am not like them. I remember that starting when I was around 3 or 4 maybe. the daycare i was at had computers with some sonic game on them and I distinctly remember Amy being my favorite and loving her music so much but realizing I couldn't enjoy stuff like that in public. so I guess I started living a double life pretty young.

I remember speaking to a psychiatrist when I was getting diagnosed with adhd and she pointed out how much effort it is to live a double life. and I guess it's just one of those things you don't notice because of how long it's been that way. but fucking hell. it really does take effort doesn't it? I am never going back to that shit

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"