Alice's Wizardly Void-Space

make that canon white girl non-white!

make that canon skinny girl fat!

PLEASE KEEP THE SECOND PART

THIS IS NOT!!!! ABOUT!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell that trans girl she’s pretty, it could just save a life

Prev you are super pretty

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

i really wish tumblr wouldn’t do that “oops teehee!something went wrong with the reblog. try again? uwu” shit like just tell me the op blocked me instead of pussyfooting around pretending it’s a connection issue. i’m a big kid i can handle it

the girl who recoils at any unexpected touch is probably A-okay, right?

how about the girl who, meeting someone new, scrambles to demonstrate ways she's useful?

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

I’ve seen trans women on tumblr get called TERFs for believing that trans men are men and trans women are women and transition materially changes your social class. What are we doing

This only applies as far as folks accept your transition. If someone thinks a trans man is a mutilated woman and a trans woman is a sex pest man then their internalized gender won’t give them any privilege if the outside observer doesn’t perceive them as that gender

congratulations you’ve just described how even non passing trans men hold systemic privilege over trans women