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Today's Seal Is: The Fujoshi

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Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
WIP Wednesday Saturday... Sampling?
I've been tagged a couple of times by @defira85 recently, but haven't had a chance to really sit down and write something new until today. Or more specifically, I have had the chance but haven't felt the motivation. But finally that has changed, and I have something to share:
The vision this time was both similar and yet vastly different from when he had first met the rest of the group. It had the same frantic, broken-up feeling of multiple half-remembered dreams vying for attention, yet now it was more akin to a nightmare -- blood and gore, flesh ripped and flayed and charred, sharp edges and blunt strikes and teeth and nails, fingers tight around throats, watching the light go out of dozens, no hundreds of pairs of eyes staring up at him in shock, fear, confusion, pleading, crying, desperate--why--stop--no. And all through it, an ever-present urge to do more, to do worse, the utter certainty that there was no purpose to life except to be snuffed out... He couldn't have said for sure when the visions ended, except that at some point he became aware that he was lying on his back, his head aching. There was some sort of a distant buzzing, and a heavy weight on his chest. Over the course of a moment or two, that buzzing slowly clarified into a familiar voice. "... Dekarios. Mister Dekarios, speak to me. You have to wake up." It was Tara, making biscuits on his chest -- though it was more like she was trotting up and down with her front paws, striking him with more force than he would have thought possible. "I'm... awake, I think," he groaned out. He sat up, and saw Vigil laying on his side, clutching his chest. Abruptly, Vigil stiffened, as though startling awake, and he looked wildly around. His eyes found Gale's, and... was that relief that Gale saw in his expression? "You... you carry that around with you?" Vigil asked slowly, not moving.
Things are going to progress a lot more quickly for Gale and Vigil than they do in-game as a result of both their biggest secrets being revealed to each other by a couple of space tadpoles throwing tantrums about the housing they were assigned.

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He's thinking about holding your hand...
absolute filth
unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.
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Egyptian goddess of war, healing, plague, and the sun. Known as the "Eye of Ra," she was created from the sun god's fire to punish humanity.
Wait, you can make a second account???
on AO3? yeah
you need to either have a second email address or set up an alias on your existing address - it doesn't matter whether it delivers to the same inbox, what matters is the email addresses need to look different to AO3's back end.
If you're wondering whether this is AO3's official stance, yes it is. They actually recommend it in the FAQ answer for whether you can have an anonymous pseud (you can't). The relevant quote is:
You can set up a second Archive account using a different email address... Post works that you wish to be separate from your original account using that second account. This option is the most secure.

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“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios
daily affirmations: someday you WILL get review-bombed on goodreads for your deviant themes and plots
The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...
I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you
There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.
Having a blorbo is SO wonderful bc you get free joy for thinking about them being happy but also free joy for thinking about them being miserable. No losing
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His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

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I think that Elon Musk is an object lesson in moral philosophy.
Like, he's the epitome of self-interest; the closest thing real life can produce to a Randian hero. And by any reasonable standard, he's won at life! He's the richest man ever to live, and he's getting richer; he controls the channels of information and communication; the government of what remains the world's only superpower waits on his command. If capitalism had a victory condition, he would surely have achieved it. And yet...
He's empty. He's an absolute sucking void of neediness. His own children hate his guts. He pays professional gamers to run up impossibly high scores in every game under the sun because the pale glow of being praised by epic bacon chuds online is the closest thing that he can feel to love.
Like. I can't tell you what a soul is, but I think you neglect it at your peril.
Inspired by my recent love of the Raven Thrower (it looks like a corvid that you chuck at things!)
Also obligatory reminder that it’s the final week on my Bluminarmour fundraiser. If you want to see me test dumb stuff in proper historical armour please consider pitching in and/or sharing!
Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.