the thinking woman's crumpet

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests