the thinking woman's crumpet

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

Let my tribulations haunt your thoughts 🙏

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

This is also exactly what it’s like watching most “vicious” dogs and “wolves” in things. Horrifying snarling noises over a dog who is clearly having the most fun and cannot wait to do another take, oh boy oh boy oh boy, more treats and play fighting, so excite!

This. They obviously have so much fun, blinking and standing confidently like that with their little noses twitching with interest. Happy happy animals with a bad dub

Good use of CGI in film is to alter the dogs butts to hide they excitedly wagging tails.

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

maybe i'm too emotional about siegfried sassoon but somebody has to be

maybe i'm too emotional about siegfried sassoon but somebody has to be

maybe i'm too emotional about siegfried sassoon but somebody has to be

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

the hundred years war 

I hate you pushing away female characters so they dont get in the way of your m/m ship, I hate you making female characters the "braincell holder" or the "mom friend", i hate you demonizing random female characters that didnt do anything but making male characters that are in the wrong weridly sympathetic and sad, i hate you people hating female characters but prasing male characters for doing the same thing, i hate you people saying they dont like a female character cuz she has nothing going on but give a male character 2 billion headcanons expanding apon him, i hate you making a female character only revolve around a male character, i hate you writing where they fail the bachel test, i hate you "girlboss" and "girlfail" and "mommy step on me", i hate you people only making female characters nice and quiet, i hate you fridging, i hate you people who only put 1 wlw ship in the background of ur fanfic and ignore them, i hate you fandom misogyny