The One True Mr Defira

God: "Paul. It's time to go. The world has been set in balance once again."

Paul: (sigh) "You're right. Roman and Seth have finally put the past behind them, Punk is WWE world champion again, and The Beast has at least learnt humility in defeat."

God: "It's been a long road and you've made many enemies but it was necessary for you achieve your salvation with no one suspecting that you were an agent of the divine."

Paul looks up with hope and wonder. "Wait. Do you mean... Are you saying that I've finally cleansed my soul of my sins against ECW?"

God: (chuckles) "Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Paul. You've got a long way to go to complete redemption. But do not despair. There are many more timelines that need our guiding hand. Perhaps in the next one."

Paul looks at the camera with his signature snide grin as he begins to fade out of existence. Leaving a fancy tie lying on the ground.

Danhausen comes along and snatches the tie up.

CUNT IS BACK ON THE MENU