hey, hey, motherfuckers!

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

we need smoking thats good for you now more than ever

i cannot pick a favorite trojan because like on one hand there’s derrick and derek just being absolute bros and learning a minuscule amount of french to give jean a nickname to but then there’s cody winter being iconic and supportive but then there’s xavier (who did not have heart surgery) being like “i think i hate coach moriyama 👍” but then you have tanner imprinting on jean like a duckling but THEN you have—

ao3 users orphan_account and anonymous sure have some really banger fics ngl

people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things

god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

known for leaving places early

Known for not even going

known for not ever being invited

I miss her