Alright cowboy

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

This feels like if Rock Paper Scissors came with an Uno Reverse card.

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

forgive me father for i have not locked in

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

Can I be honest. The way we keep going from Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday to Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday back to Monday is deeply troubling

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot