finch

person in smallville: I GOT HIT WITH A METEOR ROCK AND NOW IM CRAAAAZZZAAY AND WANT TO KILL EVERYONE

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.

This moment in the latest Succession when the camera has to pan up suddenly because Roman and Greg aren't the same shot in the slightest is killing me