go on, fill your heart with gladness

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.