go on, fill your heart with gladness

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

everything so scary & forever .

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

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if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit