go on, fill your heart with gladness

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

one cup of coffee and i am liking everyones shit rn *clicks that liiiiike*

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

doing a huge giveaway 😙🌷✨️ the winner gets to take me to the vet 🏥🐈 and put me down 🙂‍↕️🔻👇⬇️

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

whenever i take a bite of a piece of jackfruit i feel like something really good will happen if i continue eating it. A most auspicious fruit.....

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.