go on, fill your heart with gladness

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

one cup of coffee and i am liking everyones shit rn *clicks that liiiiike*

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

doing a huge giveaway 😙🌷✨️ the winner gets to take me to the vet 🏥🐈 and put me down 🙂‍↕️🔻👇⬇️

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

whenever i take a bite of a piece of jackfruit i feel like something really good will happen if i continue eating it. A most auspicious fruit.....