go on, fill your heart with gladness

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

one cup of coffee and i am liking everyones shit rn *clicks that liiiiike*

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

doing a huge giveaway 😙🌷✨️ the winner gets to take me to the vet 🏥🐈 and put me down 🙂‍↕️🔻👇⬇️

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity