I'm Doing Better Than I Ever Was

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay

francis is really bringing a “satisfying-but-horrible-rage-and-deep-sadness” heat to the podcast that we haven’t seen since the days of the people’s princess grant wilson and it’s just SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

no thoughts just people being horrified of even brushing up against andrew whereas neil got a taste of andrew’s lips a time or two and worried if he was ever going to get to kiss andrew again or not when the mafia was gunning for him

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[ID: post by @ superkeara that reads "Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around feel so naked without my zest for life". End ID]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

good energy but that's way too low a bar to clear

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.