little chaos

okay anon you win. you conceived of the one REDACTED crossover fic i would read.

thats his rock and they are bonded by fate, extensive trauma and years of forced proximity. they are uniquely predisposed to caring about each other more than anybody else. that said, i do love me a tortured rocky so he i think he should be anxiety-ridden about ending up the second choice for Various Activities until it becomes abundantly clear grace actually still favors his xenonite-covered self above all else.

cut to grace going like. yeah man ive been having some undefined abdominal issues rockys gonna do this exploratory surgery on me. can you believe he built this laparoscope himself? hes sooo smart right. no you dont need to help its all fine and dandy hes got it under control. five arms and all, yknow? haha. i guess you can watch if you want..?

cue the grossest psychosexual display of devotion ever witnessed by another human being. at this point i think it would be kinder to euthanize him.

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He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.