head empty heart full

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

and at the end of the day pete DIDN'T "just sit down" when he decided to stop walking. he got down on one knee. he got down on one knee............

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol