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aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
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fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
The fact that Marx is canonically a child ruined my whole day
I've been crying for literally hours
Wtf is wrong with me.
Hi, sorry to come into this post so late, but I saw the "Marx is canonically a child" post in the tags and felt I ought to say something.
Apologies but I did look through your blog just enough to see where you had received this information and wanted to address a few points.
(Sorry to put you in the spotlight like this when you're having a tough time!)
First, as someone who lives and works in Japan and has studied the language for two decades, "ko" (子) is NOT a guaranteed indicator of someone being a minor. It can be used in a variety of circumstances, such as when one knew another as a child (like a parent, referring to a known grown adult) or in a narrative sense, such as when someone is small or cute (like Marx is) or in need of protection, regardless of age.
And it particularly does not indicate that person is a child in the context we see it used with Marx in the Music Fest, "itazura-ko" (悪戯子) which refers to a trope - "bully/prankster" rather than an age.
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Secondly, to address the Dreamy Gear stuff, it was a chimney sweep's APPRENTICES, specifically the "climbing boys" who were children.
If Marx is traveling on his own the implication is that he is a MASTER SWEEP rather than a child apprentice. (Whether or not he goes up and down the chimneys. Climbing boys were essentially slaves to their masters - tragically - and reliant on them for everything.)
This whole thing is technically my fault because the original summary DID imply he was a master sweep via the word "sugoude" (凄腕) that I left off because...well, I was in a hurry to break the news to everyone.
(Also, if piloting a ship is a sign of being an adult, then Kirby would be an adult in the Dreamy Gear novels because he also pilots a ship.)
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Lastly, I want to end this by saying that the Japnese staff has gone to EXTREME efforts to keep information about the cast's canon age, gender, and relationships vague on purpose. (If you're a Jamba fan, you'll know this all too well regarding things like how the mages and Hyness all see each other.) I understand that this vagueness might be frustrating to people who want clear boundaries, to know who is and isn't a kid, to know who is or isn't related to another character, but this is not something to be afraid of but something to celebrate and to take advantage of. It is meant to inspire creativity, so that everyone, in every situation, can see a bit of themselves in Kirby and friends!
It also means you cannot do wrong when writing up stories and HC with the Kirby cast. So please, don't fear that you're a bad person who ships bad things. Trust what your heart tells you about the characters and enjoy the things that make you happy, please? 💖
I know that is what Kirby would want!
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CW: Recreational drinking/drug use, bullying, comedic violence & property destruction
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Play a crew of human & vampire misfits in a dark, fun castlevania-inspired one-shot... Where you try to bring down an ex-colleague who ruined your life to become a vampire overlord! An Ironsworn-powered adventure.
CW: Blood, violence, cults
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In the technofantasy city of 60s Doskvol, your crew of revolutionaries are going to steal the cursed Elpis Jewels. Redistribute the wealth. Maybe even survive.
CW: classism, racism, cinematic violence, casual drug use, supernatural horror
GM: @prince-infidel.bsky.social
Players: @christheechampion.blacksky.app, @sleypy.bsky.social ,@neonsaline.com, @vjhcreations.bsky.social
A quiet town’s college house party turns dangerous as a group of college students lose themselves in dizzying dreams. Can they escape past mistakes?
CW: Psychological distress, alcohol, emotional turmoil, supernatural danger, adult themes, swearing.
GM: @kalebisbelak.bsky.social Players: @chenanigans.bsky.social, Dori, @ashtynbrianne.bsky.social, @jpfairfield.bsky.social
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Hello, it's me, Carson "gay_cars" Clippy. I am a gay, trans man whose time in California is coming to a close a bit suddenly. If you're one of my followers, you know that I lost my well paying job back in September and have been struggling financially ever since. While I am employed now, it's not even enough to make ends meet every month, much less put anything away in savings.
My partner, Casper, is also having sudden changes in his living situation. We are long distance and we were planning on moving me across the country later this year or early next year regardless, but now we are both relocating to the Great Lakes.
He will be moving there at the beginning of July, and my plan is to get there by the end of July/early August. Once I have an exact date, I will add it to my fundraiser and to this post.
I have a goal set for $3000. I go into details on my GFM page explaining what the funds are going to be used for, but I need $2000 to cover the absolute minimum moving expenses of a U-haul U-box (which is a small shipping container) and the gas to drive my car over 2,000 miles northeast.
Any shares or donations are super appreciated by both me and Casper. We are excited to live together soon, we just wish the circumstances bringing us together weren't so sudden and expensive. We are planning on settling down long-term in the area we are moving to, so hopefully this will be our last long distance move for a long, long time.
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