Croaking in the Distance

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

hey does anyone have that post where i talked about how its not cool or funny to immediately cry "but my ships!!! 🥺" whenever someone says they headcanon a character as aromantic

also this isnt just about headcanons. like. Stop treating aromanticism like its a tragedy. or any aspec identity for that matter. i mean theres something that can be said about aspecs wanting to be allo based on their own personal experiences, but thats not whats going on here. it is not a tradgedy that fictional characters dont experience romantic attraction (not even talking about how being aromantic doesnt mean you cant be in a romantic relationship). it is not a tragedy that i do not experience romantic attraction. people dont mourn lesbian characters/headcanons because "they cant love men🥺🥺 my ships!!" please be normal about aspecs, whining about even the CONCEPT of characters being aromantic because you cant ship them is arguably pretty damn aphobic. Stop treating aromantics like theyre a tragedy.

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.