i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[ID: Crying cat meme with text: wait. hold on a minute. i think i need a moment wait. wait, wait. hold on. i need a moment. i need. to sit down i think wait. wait. old honh on, wait, please i am breaking down. hold on wai // End ID]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

@flinxypie

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek